30 Clarendon Hills, United States
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My self-summary
"I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmer or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'" - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

I have the words "and that's fine" tattooed on my body where I can see them every day and be reminded that my life is OK. Because it is.
What I’m doing with my life
I used to work as a hairdresser. One day, I walked into work and decided I wanted to be a waitress instead, so I quit. Now I wait tables, and I love my job. I still do hair at home, for fun, and I love that too.
I’m really good at
Singing, writing, doing hair, getting into fistfights, winning, making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a bleached blond mohawk, and it's amazing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read. Don't ask me to narrow shit down. I would spend my life reading Vonnegut if I could, but there simply isn't that much material. So I have to settle for other things too. And that's fine.

I don't watch much TV, except Law and Order. Oh, and Hoarders, because that shit is crazy. And It's Always Sunny, because I'm in love with Charlie. And can we just talk about American Horror Story for one goddamn second? Right? What the fuck?

I like zombie movies, and horror movies. The bloodier the better. Also: I like all kinds of other movies. I can't even pick favorites. The Coen Brothers are my heroes, like come on, No Country for Old Men? Seriously? Does it really get any better than that? Or Fargo? Right? Dude puts Steve Buscemi in a wood chipper. Let's be honest. That's fucking awesome.

Eminem, Atmosphere, Eminem, Atmosphere, Eminem, Atmosphere, Eminem, Atmosphere, Eminem. Eminem. Atmosphere. I want to marry Slug. I also want to marry Eminem. Also: I like other shit too.

I'm vegetarian, but I love food the most out of everything. Don't be afraid of Indian or Ethiopian and we'll get along just fine.
The six things I could never do without
My sister, my car, my best friend Whitney, Parliament Lights, Tanqueray, Eminem.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The next story I'm writing, or maybe timetravel. Or zombies. I think about zombies a lot. I would probably be the first to go zombie during the zombie apocalypse. I kind of want to know what it's like. I often think about giant monsters destroying cities, and robot shark/ laser-eyed dinosaur fights. And kittens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Bringing people sweet tea and ribs. Also: getting called "mamacita" and "mi amor" and various other things by the cooks that probably aren't as lovely as those.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I killed a guy one time. With a trident.
You should message me if
you're awesome.