Not too girly.
I curse too much.
Way less attractive in person.
I have 3 dogs and a bearded dragon.
I have small dogs, but I prefer big ones.
I'm told I'm pretty cynical.
I want to live in Arizona or Portland.
I smoke cigarettes. A lot. Get over it.
I'm on my phone way too often.
I say like too much.
I really just want friends. I have a boyfriend.
Sorry chicks, I like dicks.
I like quirky comedies, horror movies, and Harry Potter is the tits.
My favorite shows currently running are AHS, PLL and B99.
Rap, Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Metal, Pop punk oh yeeeeah.
My diet mostly consists of fruit, nuts and clif bars. Can't be bothered to cook.
2) My dogs specifically.
3) Coke Zero. Fuck water.
4) Air Conditioning.
5) Cell Phone.
6) My shitty car.
Don't EVER talk to me if you hunt or fish. Cause you can suck a fat one. 😉
Also don't talk to me if you're racist or homophobic. Don't have patience for your dumb ass.