cafelts
26 Boston, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a dude, a human dude, who for the most part likes hanging out with pretty girls. Hence this. I like reading books and sitting in the sun and ordering pizza at nice restaurants.
What I’m doing with my life
I write stories. Sometimes they get published. Usually they don't. Also getting a Master's, writing a novel, editing some other dude's novel, teaching incredibly lazy undergrads, drinking a ton of Yuengling, etc.
I’m really good at
Playing pool, playing old video games, speaking Spanish incorrectly. Making feral cat noises on command (get at me, ladies). Putting sentences together, turning sentences around.
The first things people usually notice about me
I swear all the time. I fuckin love swearing. I can't dance for shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've read a ton of shit. I like Tolstoy (and other Russians). I like DavidFosterWallace. I like J.D. Salinger. I like Denis Johnson. Also Junot Diaz. Mary Gaitskill. Raymond Carver. Kafka.

I like a whole lot of movies. I do not like super hero movies. I'm a big fan of Terrence Malick because he's into filming wheat and peoples' feet.

I'm a New York Jets fan, and will blindly date anyone who is also a fan of the New York Jets.

I mostly listen to rock music that sounds like church music i.e. Arcade Fire. Animal Collective.
The six things I could never do without
Functioning legs.
The ability to speak the English language.
Cheese (and by extension, pizza[or is it the other way around?])
Coffee.
The presence of a cat within approx twenty feet.
Twelve hours per night of sleep (fuuuuuuuck)
On a typical Friday night I am
Binge drinking! Hell yeah! No parents!
You should message me if
Girls who can't make feral cat noises need not apply
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