44 Van Nuys, United States
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My self-summary
What I'm looking for: Would be nice to find someone with similar interests or wants to share/learn new ones. MUST have a sense of humor or all my jokes go to waste..Apparently my threshold for estrogen exposure is pretty high. Sandwiched between two sisters, a good relationship with my mother, and 2 gorgeous nieces, it's fair to say I like having women in my life. In fact, I feel like I can handle one more.

I would say I am direct but with good intentions. I say what I mean, mean what I say but my intent is never mean spirited. I do have a biting sense humor and like women whose sense of humor is similarly off-color

My secret skill is my creativity. Some other skills include loyalty and the ability to own the coolest cat ever.

I love movies. If I had to pinpoint a passion, it's film. I analyze the structure of stories. I love going to all kinds of movies and would have to share that experience with a partner. I'll show you my netflix queue if you show me yours.

I know what I have to offer to the right person and it's a pretty solid package. I'm not perfect and don't expect you to be either but let's just take it one step at a time!I woke up this morning, and realized that I am content being alone; focused on my life and family...It's safer, you know? But relationships are what makes life worth living, so screw being safe. I want to be challenged, and I want to laugh... Time is so precious. I want to be able to waste it, & cherish the simple moments.The truth is that you can make a list of all these specific things you're looking for in a person but when you meet the right person, you can surprise yourself and find someone that you didn't even know you were looking for. I look forward to being surprised.
What I’m doing with my life
See above.
The first things people usually notice about me
My cold dead eyes. Jk usually my sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many to list. I am an open book just ask.
The six things I could never do without
Less is more.

"How many are the things I can do without!" - Socrates
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Far too many things.I spend a lot of time thinking about
Relationships, humor, a song that is stuck in my head, my posture, awkward social interactions, zombie apocalypse?, and future antics.
On a typical Friday night I am
It's fun to go out to a bar or a party, out to see a play, or a concert, but it's also nice to spend time at home, watching a movie, seeing a friend, catching up on a marathon of Breaking Bad.

The important thing is to be having fun no matter what you're doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not admitting anything!
You should message me if
If you are open minded, enjoy laughing and love to dance or are at least willing to try.

Tell me a little bit about yourself. Make an effort and I'll do the same, even if it's to say "Thanks, but no thanks"