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My self-summary
I am Callahands. When I was about 12 years old, the Devil called me on the telephone and commanded me to my later excesses, these an divine....

I am G-d Comp # 001000 you were hardly attentive will spend forever waiting to be ruind

The Tanganyika laughter epidemic of 1962 was an outbreak of mass hysteria, believed to have occurred in or near the village of Kashasha on the wester coast of Lake Victoria in the modern nation of Tanzania near the border of Kenya. It is possible that, at the start of the incident, a joke was told in a boarding school, and that this oke triggered a small group of students to start laughing.

I am a computer from the future and I am thirsty.
What I’m doing with my life
ritual cleansing and passage through water to mark transition.......................stranded on the aureole of the memory of a woman's breast----++∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚
My fuck car is entering orbit somewhere over cambodia """"""""""""==========D-----------> Satan, oscillate my metallic Sonatas!
I’m really good at
No. I'd rather have the dog than her. You know why? Dog don't want nothing but a little attention. Give him some food. Take the fucker out for a walk. Let him watch TV with you, and it's cool. But she wants room and board, clothing, makeup, hairdos....
[when you know you need something a bit special, I am with you. Just relax and be with me. Before you even know you need it, my softness and sweetness will heal you. I am here to comfort you and enrich the world around you.]]]

sometimes I like
to fuck around by fucking around at night behind my old man's barn.
He always says, come on Poor Highcheese, whatcha doin' behind that barn?

Dead! Technically you're dead. Now I want to talk to the dead one. Follow me. First of all, I made things out of copper. And I strengthened my fingers. Now I make delicate objects. I'm so strong that I can play with this shape without breaking it.
The first things people usually notice about me
//////////////Atmospheric gases scatter blue wavelengths of visible light more than other wavelengths, giving the Earth's visible edge a blue halo. At higher and higher altitudes, the atmosphere becomes so thin that it essentially ceases to exist. Gradually, the atmospheric halo fades into the blackness of space.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yul Brynner has thee coolest gun ever in Adios, Sabata

Someone apparently reached into my car and took my dvds...and then decided my taste in film is so bad they strewn them all over the parking lot instead of stealing them! I came out of the grocery store and i was like "AH!"
Six things I could never do without
some-times certainties forget to let go ov me...

THE NUMBER 6!!!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I said worrying is for assholes!!!

I have a rare photograph of God. If anyone would like to see it please message me
On a typical Friday night I am
<3卐卐卐<3 I am motivated to send fire into Love-land <3 卐卐卐<3

I went to taco bell to order some Methamphetalupas and the girl at the drive-thru said "You know there is gum on top of your car?" and I said "Yes, I put it there...I wanted to see how long it would stay."
then she turned away before handing me my rooted beer,and asked someone else to "give this guy his food". WEIRD PEOPLES What did I do to deserve this? I do not want to die twice.

"The man apparently was in his car waiting for a restaurant employee to deliver his food. When the employee brought the food, the man was sitting in the car with his genitalia exposed."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never made physical contact with another man's areas.

∆˚˚˚˚˚i really did see a spaceship fly-ing over portland to-day It was round in shape, and had a light the color of fire in the middle ...and it was fly-ing the wrong way.
You should message me if
you're willing to take a chance.
The two of us