33Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I am kind of really ridiculous. I am awkward and off putting but I make up for it by... well I am working on it. Some words I like and really hope people do searches on include grundle, figurative, elephantine, hoosegow, rakish and hogwash.

I am Pretty, Effing, and Awesome
What I’m doing with my life
Depends on who you ask. Me I would say I am figuring it out one step at a time. Basically the human condition. I'll make it. I work in Internet Things ao I promise I am not a hobo. I can buy you so many frozen pizzas if that's what you need in life.
I’m really good at
Checkers, video games I have never played before, drinking and pretending to care about the life stories of people on the bus.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me. If I am on the street I always look like I am in a hurry, I just walk that way. At a party I am usually mistaking strangers for people I know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BORING. I hate these questions. Here is a tip, if you want to know what movies I like then let me look through your dvd collection. I will get super excited if you have good movies. Same goes for music and food. I get pretty excited about a good menu. I get excited about a lot of things.
Six things I could never do without
A good sidewalk, Dr pepper, cats, netflix, a good bed, conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People I don't know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shit I don't even about what day of the week it is. Let's just say drinking because that does sound like me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Like most people, I am scared all the time.
You should message me if
You want to help me steal the nation's heart with our shenanigans.
The two of us