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My self-summary
I have three passports and I want more. I'll buy you a drink if you can guess where they're from. I'm obsessed with going to new countries. Sometimes I stare at Google Maps for hours and research ideal places that I could fly to that would maximize the amount of countries that I could visit. And by sometimes I actually mean all times.
What I’m doing with my life
Removing cholesterol from your arteries and then preventing you from bleeding out when they're severed.
I’m really good at
Making fun of peoples' cultures without offending them.
The first things people usually notice about me
My probable overprivileged white male-ness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love raw and immersive movies/documentaries that show how people live in different parts of the world. Vice is an amazing documentary series for anyone who's into that type of filmmaking.

Movies: American Beauty, Reservoir Dogs, The Big Lebowski, Cidade de Deus, 127 Hours, pretty much all Tarantino and Fincher.

Music: Radiohead, ELO, Eminem, Kavinsky, Queens of the Stone Age, Kendrick Lamar, Daft Punk, Nirvana, Jay-Z, The Smashing Pumpkins, Fatboy Slim

TV Shows: Louie, Always Sunny, Vice, Parts Unknown, Breaking Bad
Six things I could never do without
Funny people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How annoying it's going to be to have to go to Antarctica to have been to all of the continents
On a typical Friday night I am
Chain eating popsicles
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once got sexually groped by a little Chinese bathroom cleaner in the Beijing airport. It was kind of traumatizing but mostly hilarious.
You should message me if
You have a funny story to tell me.
The two of us