32 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Look y'all, I know how to party. I also know how to keep it mellow. I stay up late and wake up early so my days are nap-full when I'm lucky. I go out a lot because I work in a bar but it's nice sometimes to have someone to stay home with.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly wondering why I'm still in SF. I love it here but shit is getting expensive!
I’m really good at
Finding the perfect position for the antenna so the radio doesn't lose reception when you move your hand. That's about it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm well rounded.

No seriously, I'm a pretty chubby dude. If you're into that, then... hello, ladies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Hickey, Spazz, De Kift, Judy Garland, Songs For Moms, Melt Banana, The Bananas.

Movies: Rocky Horror, Bad Santa, Once Were Warriors, Doom Generation, Tampopo, Do The Right Thing, Little Shop of Horrors Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?.

Books: Good Omens, American Gods, Xanth Novels, Dune, Master and Margarita.

Plus I like Woody Allen a lot. I have a much bigger comic collection than all of my friends if you're into that kind of thing, and I love to talk shop. Indie comics and superhero comics, I love them all. I don't really but much anymore, so don't think I'm all comic book guy.
The six things I could never do without
1.) Record player
2.) My comprutah - I spend a ton of time on facebook, but I swear you'll never see me checking it at the dinner table and ignoring my friends.
3.) Burritos.
4.) Booze.
5.) My bed.
6.) My HP-48gx calculator.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pretty much just what to wear, how much Ke$ha rules, and kerning
On a typical Friday night I am
I work most Fridays at a venue in sf. If not though I'm usually out early until I realized I hate being out on Fridays and Saturdays and I go home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I use a la-z-boy as my computer chair.
You should message me if
If you wanna go on a movie date. I looooove movies

Otherwise... These are my criteria:

You're Elvira.

You like portly balding fellows.

You don't talk in movie theatres.

None of your pictures are from burning man.