camservo1
32San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
I watch an obscene amount of television and movies.

I'm beginning to look like Jon Lovitz.

I like creepy stuff.

I've been trying to get my shit together and be a grown up. I've been doing stuff like riding bikes and cooking and not hanging out at the bar. Mostly that's made me realize I really want someone to hang out with outside of the bar.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly lying in bed convincing myself to go outside and then feeling awkward about my existence so I drink a bunch and then go back to bed.
I’m really good at
Finding the perfect position for the antenna so the radio doesn't lose reception when you move your hand. That's about it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm well rounded.

No seriously, I'm a pretty chubby dude. If you're into that, then... hello, ladies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mean girls and scream queens.
Six things I could never do without
1.) That video of Richard Spencer getting punched.

2.) That weird sound that they play in clubs that sounds like an air horn going through a synthesizer.

3.) Nihilist Arby's.

4.) The knowledge that one day we all die.

5.) That peanut sauce that's supposed to come with Thai delivery that they always forget so you have to order extra.

6.) I dunno... One of those vanilla bullshits from Starbucks?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pretty much just what to wear, how much Ke$ha rules, and kerning

Also whether it truly helps my fear of rejection to make it very clear that I'm fat and bald.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find my keys.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I use a la-z-boy as my computer chair.
You should message me if
If you wanna go on a movie date. I looooove movies

Otherwise... These are my criteria:

You're Elvira.

You like portly balding fellows.

You don't talk in movie theatres.

None of your pictures are from burning man.
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