I am unable to take this self-description very seriously.
I am... whimsical, but detail-oriented. Punctual. I dislike puns, but I love witty repartee. I tend to be sarcastic, but I'm quite earnest about politics, law, literature and art. I love dancing, gin & tonics, and art galleries. I'm afraid of flying, but I love traveling.
I am recondite, trusting, and easily amused
Books: I read a lot. I have scandalous library fees as a result of forgetting due dates. Recently I've been going through a lot of non-fiction (memoirs, travelogues). Fanny Price is my favourite Austen heroine.
I enjoy Bottle Rocket, Pedro Almodóvar movies, The Legend of 1900, The Philadelphia Story, cheesy romantic comedies and ridiculous action movies.
Music - whatever I've stumbled upon. Happily I have friends and siblings with good musical taste, so that helps. The best concerts I've ever been to were Iron and Wine, and Josh Ritter at the Black Sheep Inn.
My weakness is sappy television (police procedurals, mildly funny sitcoms), but do have some redeeming taste (Flight of the Conchords, and Justified, West Wing re-runs)
Alternatively watching terrible movies and baking.