candylover26
32 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
I'm love-driven and sex-driven. Okcupid, stop trying to make us choose! Take my personality profile with a grain of salt. But a lot of it is true. But some of it's not. Just ask if you're curious.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently in a career transition (that means I'm unemployed). But okcupid says I'm super ambitious, so I'm sure I'll find something.

I also do stand-up comedy. It doesn't pay the bills, but it's incredibly fun and satisfying.
I’m really good at
Quoting one of my favorite stand-up comedians.
Playing devil's advocate.
Carrying on a conversation using only corporate buzzwords.
The first things people usually notice about me
This is a dumb question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything related to physics or neuroscience. Favorites so far are The Elegant Universe and The Cosmic Landscape.

Shows: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Louie, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Real Time with Bill Maher, Inside Amy Schumer, True Blood, Damages, Secrets and Lies, How to Get Away with Murder.

Music: Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Who, Pink Floyd, The Guess Who, Bob Dylan, Traffic, Grateful Dead, Moody Blues, Supertramp, Tom Petty, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and a lot more.

Food: I will eat anything as long as it's cooked and not spicy. Love Italian, Japanese, Chinese, Deli, Greek/Mediterranean, Mexican, Spanish tapas, Seafood, etc.

Movies: I love a good psychological thriller, drama, or comedy. Two favorites that come to mind are Inception and Ace Ventura Pet Detective.
The six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
Comedy
Intellectual Curiosity
Coffee
Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to turn my premises into good jokes.

How lucky I am to not only live in the Bay Area, but have my family here as well.

Why the doors at the entrance to the Westfield Mall are so heavy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at an open mic, and then hanging with friends after.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never parallel parked.

I have also never lit a match.
You should message me if
You're a feminist, but also dominant in bed.
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