28Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
I have an overly emotional attachment to television shows. I will share my food with you unless it's a bagel. If you ask me to go to a bar while there's a Pirates game on, there best be a TV. I'm too snarky for my own good.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm the assistant bar manager & catering/events director at a local restaurant/bar in the city. I absolutely love my job and what I do but the hours come with a price.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at being sarcastic :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I talk. A lot. Always have. Always will. My advice? Pick a topic you can listen to for a while.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, movies, shows, music - I like it all. I don't discriminate.

Food: Give me bagels or give me death.

And eggs. I freaking love me some eggs.
Six things I could never do without
Family. Friends. Wine Key. Coffee Monster Energy Drink. Chapstick. iPhone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Occupational Hazard.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My three biggest fears:
1. Birds
2. Death
3. Death by Birds

In that order.
You should message me if
you can keep up with the sass.
The two of us