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My self-summary
I'm a big fan of hard shell tacos and their tireless dedication to my stomach. I like getting out and experiencing new things, especially when it involves seeing new art or musical festivities. I try to take care of my body..... I'm not a gym rat but I do make it a point to stay in shape and workout at least four thousand times a week. I love to travel and am always planning another trip to somewhere I haven't been before.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying not to die on a daily basis. It's tough and all, but it's high on my list of things to do. I also want to own a jetpack whenever that becomes affordable.

I'm currently working as a repair technician at an electronics recycling center and enjoy knowing I'm keeping some pretty dangerous stuff from polluting the planet . One of these days I want to open a place that's like a live version of mystery science theater 3000, where a bunch of people come together to watch shitty movies and I make my usual witty comments about how bad it is into a microphone. My parents think I'm retarded.
I’m really good at
A lot of things.....but music would be my favorite hobby, so anything involving practicing guitar or singing when I can. I program and make beats, and I also play acoustic/electric guitar. Hopefully I can put archery in this category one day but for now I suck at it. I also like to cook and can make a pretty mean lasagna.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very easy-going and comfortable in my own skin. I enjoy helping people and volunteering whenever possible. I like to use big words to make myself feel smart though I might use them out of context on occasion. Periodontics, right? I will always try to make people laugh, unless your pet dies because that shit is serious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Henry Miller is a fave, Devil In The White City, Peripheral, The Martian, Elecrified Sheep, anything Chuck Pahlaniuk (Fight Club, Choke, Diary....I'm a dude)

Movies: City of God, Best In Show, Falling Down, The Fifth Element, Ex Machina, Casino, The Shining, Idiocracy, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, The Prestige, Being John Malkovich, Sunshine, Anchorman, Apocalypse Now

TV shows: Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Louie, Trailer Park Boys, Venture Brothers, Archer, Mr. Show , Curb Your Enthusiasm, Parks and Recreation, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Bobs Burgers, Rick and Morty, Comedy Bang Bang, Master Of None

Music: John Coltrane, The Internet, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Beach House, Pink Floyd, Animal Collective, Grizzly Bear, Curren$y, Miles Davis, Flying Lotus, Sigur Ros, Four Tet, Adrian Younge, Bonobo, Polica, James Blake, Chet Baker, Rage Against The Machine, Stars of the Lid, Mogwai, Shai Hulud, Glassjaw, Wu-Tang Clan, Massive Attack, Deftones, Mono, Mastodon, Isis, Oceansize, Cave-In, Autolux, Bibio, The Drones, Com Truise, Damien Jurado, Explosions In The Sky, Nosaj Thing, Rival Consoles, BADBADNOTGOOD, Dungen, Sufjan Stevens

Food: I try to eat healthy during the week but am prone to go crazy on anything mexican, italian, or sushi related when opportunity knocks. Ice cream is my kryptonite; we fight a never-ending battle which will only end when I'm dead from ice cream poisoning. I hear it's painful.
The six things I could never do without
In very particular order.....

1. family
2. my acoustic guitar
3. french fries
4. kickball
5. ye olde laptop
6. jumping over ten school busses on a motorcycle (don't knock it till you've tried it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The universe........the direction and evolution of human consciousness......why can't cats talk to us.....stuff of that nature. How I can be a better person and help other people in the process.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to prove the existence of mermaids, looking for musical entertainment, or making my own tunes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
How far down the rabbit's hole should I go with this? I once pulled a chair out from under a girl who was getting ready to sit down in the third grade. She made a big deal out of it and started crying so I didn't get to go outside for recess that day. It made me feel horrible and I'll never do it again.
You should message me if
You are Lord Zebulon from my home planet Goldblum (no relation to Jeff Goldblum). Also if you know what Screech from Saved By The Bell is up to these days, let me know.