One of these days I want to open a place that's like a live version of mystery science theater 3000, where a bunch of people come together to watch shitty movies and I make my usual witty comments about how bad it is into a microphone. My parents think I'm retarded.
I do inspections and risk assessment for the EPA (thanks for pointing out I will be unemployed soon) and I also play in a band during my downtime. Do you like electronic death metal polka rap? Well, we sound nothing like that.
Movies: City of God, Best In Show, Falling Down, The Fifth Element, Ex Machina, Casino, Die Hard, The Shining, Idiocracy (great documentary you should look into), Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, The Prestige, Being John Malkovich, Sunshine, Anchorman, Apocalypse Now, Army of Darkness, Memento, Network, No Country For Old Men, Ghostbusters
TV shows: Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Louie, Trailer Park Boys, Venture Brothers, Archer, Mr. Show , Curb Your Enthusiasm, Parks and Recreation, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Bobs Burgers, Rick and Morty, Comedy Bang Bang, Master Of None
Music: John Coltrane, Alcest, Apex Twin, The Internet, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Beach House, Swerdriver, Pink Floyd, Animal Collective, Beastie Boys, Grizzly Bear, Curren$y, Miles Davis, Flying Lotus, Sigur Ros, Four Tet, Adrian Younge, Bonobo, Polica, James Blake, Chet Baker, Rage Against The Machine, Wintersleep, Stars of the Lid, Mogwai, Shai Hulud, Glassjaw, Wu-Tang Clan, Massive Attack, Deftones, Mono, Mastodon, Isis, Oceansize, Cave-In, Autolux, Bibio, So Many Dynamos, Title Fight, The Drones, Com Truise, Damien Jurado, Explosions In The Sky, Nosaj Thing, Rival Consoles, BADBADNOTGOOD, Dungen, Sufjan Stevens, Bill Frisell, Candiria, Wye Oak, Schoolboy Q, Opeth, Kaytranada, Danny Brown, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, Eluvium, Death Grips, The Powder Room, Every Time I Die, Dungen, Father John Misty, Hiatus Kaiyote, Mutoid Man, A Winged Victory For The Sullen, Black Milk
Food: I try to eat healthy during the week but am prone to go crazy on anything mexican, italian, or sushi related when opportunity knocks. Ice cream is my kryptonite; we fight a never-ending battle which will only end when I'm dead from ice cream poisoning. I hear it's painful.
2. my guitar
3. french fries
4. more french fries
5. ye olde laptop
6. jumping over ten school busses on a motorcycle (don't knock it till you've tried it)
Also if you know what Screech from Saved By The Bell is up to these days, let me know.