capnhardcore
36 Birmingham, United States
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My self-summary
I am a whole person looking for the same.

A swirly mix of Lux Interior, Gibby Haynes, and George "the Animal" Steele.

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it takes a lot to ruffle my feathers.

I am featured in What's What of Weird's 30 Things to Do in Alabama When You're Weird.

I am looking for post-humans, transhumans, semi-humans, mutant humans, slimes, geeks, freaks, and goofballs.
What I’m doing with my life
Award winning performance artist.

Part-time farm hand.

On the burner:
Documentary
Release of 7 in, or tape
solo cassettes (2)
Web series filming
Action movie filming

I want to be important.
I’m really good at
bad jokes
cryptic crossword puzzles
listening
maniac charm
melting
giving
The first things people usually notice about me
That guy has a group of people in stitches.
What are all of those beautiful people doing with that Screech?
Contagious smile.
Or they don't notice me at all, Because I choose to remain invisible. Using my performance expertise and crowd control techniques, I can go relatively unnoticed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food - avacados, BBQ

Music - kraut rock, Turkish psych, art punk, party noise, swamp country, chip tunes, private press lounge oddities, song poems, honky tonk, power pop

Movies - (art films + horror) ^ self-aware screenwriting.

Shows - science podcasts, cooking shows, Mr Show with Bob and David, Saved by the Bell, British sci-fi and comedy

Books - popular science books, sci-fi short stories, philosophy, horror comics
The six things I could never do without
-creating music
-stories
-the little robot that helps me sleep
-a mind worth escaping into
-something to look forward to
-hugs, high fives, and other actions of love and excitement
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to attain and retain an arch nemesis. Everyone generally likes me. Y'all Tell me there is someone out there that hates me.
a unifying system of ethics

recently - tribalism, outlines for stories to be written, traffic, the fact that some adults never stopped being brats
On a typical Friday night I am
Digging a hole.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My favorite magazine is About Town.
Celebrity crushes - Tracie Harris, Grimes
You should message me if
If you are a drag queen stuck in a female body.
If your personality is a bright quilt of inyerface patches, and soft enough for cuddling.
If you are Morticia Addams.
If you love science as much as you love art.
If you have Dagmar Krause's voice.
If you can teach me something new.
If you want to slum it.
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