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My self-summary
workaholic. strong opinions about restaurants, cult movies, comics, other nonsense. emotionally somewhere in the nine to fourteen year old range which some people seem to find endearing. i like making other people laugh.

if you think that reading together at the same bar is a valid dating activity then we are on the same page
What I’m doing with my life
keeping up with my reading, some other stuff
I’m really good at
blanching fucking vegetables man. i am like the best dude at that. otherwise: encouraging people to make bad decisions, winning arguments, droppin gerunds
The first things people usually notice about me
usually the tallest dude in the room, or at least the tallest telling an obscene story
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: jg ballard, phillip k dick, hubert selby jr, jon fante, hl mencken, cormac fucking mccarthy

movies: mad max beyond thunderdome, brazil, blade runner, evil dead 2, braveheart, star wars, full metal jacket, dark city, existenz

shows: lockdown, cheaters, the magic bullet infomercials, deadliest warrior

music: jawbreaker, big pun, fugazi, the misfits, dipset/camron, mobb deep, shellac, de la souljaboy

food: salt and vinegar pork rinds, foie, fernet branca, ramen, taco truck tortas, chicken fingers, shake shack
Six things I could never do without
sharp knives, a book on my person, milk crates, ghostbusters on dvd, cheeseburgers, the album 1000 hurts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
puns, my next meal
On a typical Friday night I am
at work like an asshole, hoping the bars clear out by time i get done
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
listened to the alkaline trio pandora station to the point it ran out of songs and told me to go play sports or work on a car or something
You should message me if
if my goofy internet profile impressed you enough to send me a message? this whole process is pretty ridiculous. message me if you agree that this is ridiculous.
The two of us