38 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Right now I'm in a relationship with a gorgeous lady...however we are open to finding another friend to have fun with.

Life is too short to be sitting around waiting for something good to come along.

I'm into games, pranks, laughing, dressing up in funny things, snuggling, telling stories, and getting silly with my friends. I really enjoy witty banter and sarcasm.

For work, I'm an electrical engineer and I really love what I do, but it doesn't define who I am. I like outdoors stuff... Hiking, skiing, river rafting, tubing...
What I’m doing with my life
Looking through your profile looking for things things that make me laugh.
I’m really good at
Telling stories. Pointing out the obvious. Balancing things on top of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually, my sense of humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to eat for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, exploring the unknown. Maybe a show or a house party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of Laughing Planet.

I mean just think about where those things have are up all over those things...putting them in their mouths dropping them on the gross.

I always wonder, do those things ever even get washed?

For the longest time I used to afraid to even get near them, I wanted to move them to another table but I couldn't bring myself to touch them. They would just sit there staring at me in all their filth.

That's about when I decided to fight back. I decided to sneak off to the bathroom and rub my junk all over those things. Now every time I see a kid sucking on a stegosaurus, I smile because I know exactly where that thing has been.

But I'm still afraid of the dinosaurs...:)

...and you thought I was serious.
You should message me if
If you are funny, intelligent, cute, can hold a conversation, and would want to have a great time with an amazing couple.