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My self-summary
No idea what to write so...

Likes: sarcasm, creating things (drawings/poems/classroom stuff), food, random music, silly dancing, inappropriate humour, drinking wine, sex, walking (anywhere and in any weather conditions) and talking too much. I'd love to start going climbing again, so if you climb...please take me!

Dislikes: bananas, slugs, people who are too logical or uptight.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching small children...pretending to be a walking encyclopedia.
I’m really good at
Procrastinating, staying up far too late and yet also early mornings, making things a bit too perfect, over thinking (in a way that drives me crazy but also allows me to come to some amazing realisations about people and situations), never running out of things to say...
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea...I may have to approach a stranger on the street about this one. Maybe the fact that I look like my mind is elsewhere a lot of the time!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I tried a ram's testicle once and really don't fancy that again.
Current Spotify crush is Wild Belle.
Absolutely love Vikings...geek out a little with some sci-fi.
Books about ancient China or Japan always hook me.
Occupation means I read a lot of children's books!
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order...people, internet, space (as in time alone), wine, music, sex. And cup-a-soup.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Honestly? Inappropriate things!
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking wine or rum in various locations.
You should message me if
You have a slightly dark sense of humour and appreciate over thinking.
You enjoy sex and cuddles equally...or is that a bit unrealistic to ask for?

Also...if you're actually in the country! I don't want a penpal thanks.
The two of us