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My self-summary
Cute, chubby, awkward, sweet, dark, wicked, and TAKEN

Visiting Edinburgh and Dublin in June/July! HMU
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a rad little nanny agency trying to find all of the alt, tattoo'd Disney Princess types in Seattle to watch over the tech babies.

Just moved to West Sea and can't get enough of the water. I'm sure most of this summer will be spent on Alki!
I’m really good at
baking cakes, eating said cakes, watching ALL the horror movies on Netflix, making my Sims more successful than myself, making people feel at ease
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My taste is all over the place! I love trash and fine art alike.

The tops:
-Jane Austen, Harry Potter, Virginia Woolf, E.M. Forster
-The Craft, Scream, Working Girl, While You Were Sleeping
-Orange Is the New Black, Mad Men, Broad City, Daria
-Neutral Milk Hotel, Shannon and the Clams, Nicki Minaj
-5 out 5 on the spicy scale, pizza, milkshakes, whiskey
The six things I could never do without
Sephora/LUSH, animals, body positivity, brilliant women, kissing, kindness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what's on my Tumblr feed: race/class/gender/sexuality politics,
fat babes, misandry, anti-capitalism, existential dread, pugs
On a typical Friday night I am
OKC called it...Netflix, takeout and, often, chill.
You should message me if
Your Hogwarts house is part of your identity. (Ravenclaw here, clearly)

You're a sensitive, sweet, angel baby that wants to come over for homemade pie.

You're fucking DONE with this planet and you want to plan an escape.