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My self-summary
Just your typical weird person. It just naturally happened that way.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a musician and co-host an open mic. That sums it up currently.
I’m really good at
People normally come to me when they have issues to sort out or want to vent. I'm no psychologist, but im a good listener and often a voice of reason. (This is what a freind told me)
The first things people usually notice about me
People normally ask me why it sounds like a small person is screaming every time I take a step. I tell them they're hearing voices and should check into a mental hospital immediately. But really it's because I have a conjoined twin attached to my right toe. His name is Moe....... Moe Toe Cycle.

If Moe is sleeping then they normally comment on my hair, think I'm an actor, or assume I'm playing in the band.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ask me :)
Six things I could never do without
music, flask, water, food, boring lists, and awkward moments.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't know. I am now thinking about what it is I think about and can't think of anything other than thinking about what I think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a shitty dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- I'm banned from a bar in Long Beach.
- When I was a child I thought 'ZZ Top' was pronounced like 'zzzzzzz Top'. It was confusing to me because they never seemed sleepy in their videos.
You should message me if
- You like sending messages in text form.
- You like chatting with attractive strangers
- you don't mind that I didn't capitalize the "Y" at the beginning of this sentence.
- If you like staying out late and going to underground shows.
- You're down to meet up sometime for coffee and conversation. Or drinks and drunk banter……. or coke and run on sentences……. Or whisky and emotions.... Or marijuana and anxiety.... Or tea an crumpets...
The two of us