I have a wonderful sexy girlfriend that put me on the internet to find girls for us to date. Crazy? Kinda. But so far it's been the funnest ever. Seriously, take a chance.
It's taking all my strength to not write "work hard, play hard." Oops, just did it.
Not long ago I renovated a van and spent a year driving around the country. The voyage introduced me to so many amazing people and changed my destiny. I can now say with confidence that California really is the nicest. It's the only state that doesn't have at least one season that is trying to kill us.
Yes, I still have the van… and no, a proper lady does not ask for "a tour.”
She has a good one too. Lots of dancing and strong butt genes.
Books: David Deida, David Sedaris, Vonnegut, Augusten Burroughs, Bill Waterson. But we both usually read how-to and non-fiction. Oh and DUH the Hunger Games.
Movies: Catch Me If You Can, There Will Be Blood, I Heart Huckabees, Die Hard, Chinatown, Aladdin.
The impending collapse of civilization/zombie apocalypse.