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My self-summary
I'm a mover and a shaker. Meaning I pace when I talk and dance when I drink.

I have a wonderful sexy girlfriend that put me on the internet to find girls for us to date. Crazy? Kinda. But so far it's been the funnest ever. Seriously, take a chance.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a tech entrepreneur and she's a speech pathologist. We are both trying to make a difference in this world while having as much fun as possible.

It's taking all my strength to not write "work hard, play hard." Oops, just did it.

Not long ago I renovated a van and spent a year driving around the country. The voyage introduced me to so many amazing people and changed my destiny. I can now say with confidence that California really is the nicest. It's the only state that doesn't have at least one season that is trying to kill us.

Yes, I still have the van… and no, a proper lady does not ask for "a tour.”
I’m really good at
Having random conversations with strangers. Cooking delicious food. Laughing. Playing the perfect card in Cards Against Humanity. Building or fixing most things. Shredding dance floors. Hackysacking (while shirtless). Curing persistent hiccups.
The first things people usually notice about me
My booty. Squats and deadlifts have turned it into something of a spectacle.

She has a good one too. Lots of dancing and strong butt genes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: All we really need is AMC, HBO and NPR. Breaking Bad, This American Life, Radio Lab, Game of Thrones and Mad Men. Also get down on Arrested Development, Myth Busters and America’s Funniest Home Videos (don’t hate, hater).

Books: David Deida, David Sedaris, Vonnegut, Augusten Burroughs, Bill Waterson. But we both usually read how-to and non-fiction. Oh and DUH the Hunger Games.

Movies: Catch Me If You Can, There Will Be Blood, I Heart Huckabees, Die Hard, Chinatown, Aladdin.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether it would be good with hummus.

The impending collapse of civilization/zombie apocalypse.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
We share the same pee jug sometimes.
You should message me if
You'd be a productive member of our survivalist cult. Nurses/farmers to the front of the line.
The two of us