50Mountain View, United States
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My self-summary
Just looking for a woman who can take a good punch.

I am strong, like ant.
What I’m doing with my life
Work with words. Play with music, happiness, impermanence, and continuous acceleration. I would very much like to have many bank and make love to star, so I will be represent. (name that racist dialect depiction!)
I’m really good at
Talking. Listening. Making people like me. Piano. Singing. Dancing. Eating. Postulating. Contemplating. Sliding. Riding. Abiding.

Golf. (not)
The first things people usually notice about me
My light vanilla scent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just now author: Murakami

Bunuel, Truffaut, Tarantino, Coen's, Gilliam. Gondry, Jonze.
Black Mirror. Vice. This is retArd.

I won't list music because I'm a competent and literate musician. I like good music, ok?

I like to eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat
Six things I could never do without
My ears. My fingers. My stupid sexy ski outfit. My inflated sense of self-importance. Tacos. Tacos.

If "my hands" had been added to the end of this question, I would have written:

Write letters of recommendation.
Play volleyball.
Be a hand model.
Bite my nails.
Do the 'queen' wave during a parade.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My $
On a typical Friday night I am
Pretty tired, but I can rally. I think.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish my penis was smaller.
You should message me if
Since the rest of my profile has been honed to perfection through hundreds of hours of painstaking market research, I am reserving this single content box for my "real" story.


"If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading."
-Lao Tzu

"Are there raisins in that?" -Abraham Lincoln

It's been way too long since I reupped my story, so here goes.

I'm (still) living in Palo Alto, and (still) manage content marketing at a (still) successful Mountain View / Israel startup. I'm WAY better at it after close to two years, and it feels like I made more or less the right choice at that particular fork in the road.

In the past 12 months, I've had two surgeries: one voluntary (took out a grody cyst named quato) and one involuntary (Got my wrist pinned back together after a grody bike accident. How do you like my use of the word "grody"? I've decided it's time to revisit some colloquialisms from my adolescence. Like, OhMyGod!!

I also had my bike stolen and bought a better one. (See? Even stolen water glasses are half full for this guy - NOBODY puts bubba in the corner.) I'm sure! Gag me with a spoon!

I'm renting a new practice space with some friendos and trying to get there a lot. Yoda would yell at me about that statement, but hey... It's hard to rally after 11 hour days sometimes. Anyway, I'm trying, like to the max, for sure!

Um. So I was trying to date. I mean I was dating. A bit. Then I decided that was kind of dumb, since I just wasn't that into it. So I stopped, starting feeling a little better about everything, and now I think I want to root around some, like the silly little love-peeg that I can be when the time is right. (snort) Soooo bitchen!

Like most of us here, I'm ultimately looking for my LAST rodeo, and this is definitely an ancillary channel, but I figure what the hell. We'll all be 90% robots in 20 years anyway. Might as well start practicing. The other rodeos were great, including 15 years of blessed, generally happy matrimony with a truly lovely person. "I have the BEST MEMORIES. The BEST, believe me." -Me, as the psychologically stunted orange ruffian currently running for President

I know that you don't usually find what you're looking for until you stop looking, so I'm not really here to look. Except I am. In the real world, I'm shaking off the last of the post-mortem divorcee fog (2-1/2 years), doing good work, and making good choices. I guess we call it "#adulting" now, because who even cares about English. Like, totally bag that hashtag. I'm so sure! Barf out!

So how are you?
The two of us