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My self-summary
How is there always so much to do in Melbourne?! Love it.
Latte me up mofo.

Heyy I'm Cassie, I'm looking for someone interesting to get to know.

I like diverse people, those with quirks and hobbies and stories. I want someone I can be myself with while we go and do all sorts of cool adventures.
Or alternatively just someone who likes to chill and chat about things and stuff.

Essentially as corny as it is, I want to share my life with someone, who wants to do stuff or not do stuff, together.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to work that out :) It seems to be some sort of ongoing thing, who knew?! I have finished the 'uni thing' left with honours and a teaching degree, and now I'm just working out the career I picked as a eighteen year old wasn't really the life I want now.

Meanwhile, I'm the manager of a restaurant
I’m really good at
Ha! I'm yet to see/think of a good answer to this question that isn't awful. Feel free to help me out. Nope? ok. Drawing circles. I can draw a pretty decent circle. Sexy!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm bubbly. I will laugh a lot. Especially when I'm nervous. So I'm one of the few people that are probably lol'ing when they type lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Nineteen Eighty Four, Gone with the wind, Game of Thrones, Strangers in Paradise, Lord of the rings, The Handmaids Tale, Anne Rice, David Sedarais
The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Amelie, The Wizard of Oz, Singing in the Rain, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Studio Ghibli, Melancholia
Anything weird, raunchy, or macabre evokes my interest. Also bad scary movies.
Peep Show, RuPauls Drag Race, Six Feet Under, Bojack Horseman, The Killing, Freaks and Geeks, X Files.
I am a huge The Mountain Goats fan. So hit me up if you love them too.
Sufjan Stevens, The Postal Service, The Eels, The Flaming Lips, Dolly Parton, Machine Gun Fellatio, Belle and Sebastian, Joy Division
And anything with banjos...
Inspired By: John Darnielle, Dolly Parton, Gough Whitlam, Tess Holliday, Dave Anthony, Wil Anderson, John Safran, Stephen Fry, Louis Theroux, Margaret Pomeranz, Latrice Royale, John Waters.
Six things I could never do without
1. Salt and pepper. I'm a grinder girl and I feel no shame in that :p
2. My friends. Meaningful friendships are the shit.
3. The internet! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
4. Arty fun.
5. Smokey barbecue sauce.
6. My amazingly comfy bed... Hello 1000 thread count... Hello indeedy!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My dog 'Nom Noms.' He makes me laugh, mostly because he is brilliant. Which is fortunate, because he destroys everything I love.
On a typical Friday night I am
Charging my phone while making plans for saturday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you watch the Lion King closely, there's actually a lot of simbalism.
You should message me if
I'm a fat girl, so let's not waste anyone's time if you have any hesitation about having a woman like me on your arm instead of just in his bed. Ain't nobody got time for your hangups.

Also while I'm open to experiences but I'm looking for MORE then 'casual' sexy times from something like this. Something a bit more meaningful.
Friends is fine to start :)

X Cass
The two of us