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My self-summary
(I live in Venice. I work a lot in Monterey.)

i'm seeking a female muse who wants to collaborate to make art and humor out of this world. please be inspired and passionate about what you do and how you do it.

i seek meaningful relationships and connections with people who possess a soul-shifting level of inspiration and creativity. i'm a needle; sorry if i interrupted your search for more hay. proceed onward however you wish.

i'm ggg, sex positive, kinky, playful, and a sapiosexual. i question the norms of traditional relationships. i currently live an ethically non-monogamous life. i aspire to be the king of compersion. feel free to ask questions about what any of all that means.

i travel light when i seek new experiences and amazing adventures. i like to look under rocks.

witty as hell when i try not to be.

i can also be a little long-winded. i'll try to keep it short. i'll fail. here goes...

my style of humor manifests in the moment of living openly and questioning the absurdity we live in. i have a flair for the blunt. i understate the obvious and make the obvious seem odd. if you've seen blue man group, i'm that third guy. if you haven't seen blue man group, then that last sentence sounds creepy...or arousing.

consultant. educator. math.

for the greek nerds and nietzsche lovers: i'm more dionysian than apollonian.

for the math nerds:
f(x) > 0: curious, reflective, playful, intelligent, witty, engaging, thoughtful, conversational, passionate, articulate, dreamer

f(x) = 0: explorer, educator, student, writer, reader, thinker, nerd

f(x) < 0: impatient, moody, self critical
What I’m doing with my life
saving the world by inspiring one mind at a time. exploring new places, new people, new experiences. writing bad poetry and playing the guitar poorly.
I’m really good at
giving awesome hugs. seriously, i should be a pro-hugger.

starting pro hugging leagues.

and dreaming up witty slogans to put on t-shirts. brainstorming the next great invention, business idea, or tv show/movie/novel i'll never write. hosting gatherings. getting a woman to smile. and typing without the shift key, that too.
The first things people usually notice about me
um...i give awesome hugs?? you could find out for yourself if you want.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
this list is long on all fronts, but john steinbeck is at the top of literary list. hands down. others include henry miller, george orwell, krishnamurti, and chuck klosterman.

what else?

tv...proud to admit: the wire, south park, daily show and the colbert report. slightly embarrassed to admit: millionaire matchmaker.

movies...eternal sunshine, waking life, and where the wild things are. that's a good start to the list. keys, ray lamontagne, typhoon, dispatch, josh ritter, fela kuti, foster the people, band of horses, 99% of the music on kcrw.

love to read, see, experience, listen to, and taste new things...and enjoy meeting people who bring new wonders to life.
The six things I could never do without
a friend who makes me laugh at myself. books. long daydreaming sessions. the smell of dew. touch. acceptance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
well, a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
out and about or staying in and making dinner with a friend and a bottle of wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
depends on the questions you ask...
You should message me if
you're random, spontaneous, and curiously chaotic.
you're looking for a hiking/swimming hole/hot springs/adventure buddy.
you like coffee and are a sapiophile.
you'd like to have a fella make you dinner.
you're not offended by sudden tangents in conversation.
you question the social norms of traditional relationships.
you're looking for a soulmate.