i'm seeking a female muse who wants to partner and collaborate to make art and humor out of this world. please be inspired and passionate about what you do and how you do it.
i seek meaningful relationships and connections with people who possess a soul-shifting level of inspiration and creativity. i'm a needle; sorry if i interrupted your search for more hay. proceed onward however you wish.
i'm ggg, sex positive, kinky, playful, and a sapiosexual. i question the norms of traditional relationships. i currently live an ethically non-monogamous life. feel free to ask questions about what that means.
i travel light when i seek new experiences and amazing adventures. i like to look under rocks.
witty as hell when i try not to be.
i can also be a little long-winded. i'll try to keep it short. i'll fail. here goes...
my style of humor manifests in the moment of living openly and questioning the absurdity we live in. i have a flair for the blunt. i understate the obvious and make the obvious seem odd. if you've seen blue man group, i'm that third guy. if you haven't seen blue man group, then that last sentence sounds creepy...or arousing.
consultant. educator. math.
for the greek nerds and nietzsche lovers: i'm more dionysian than apollonian.
for the math nerds:
f(x) > 0: curious, reflective, playful, intelligent, witty, engaging, thoughtful, conversational, passionate, articulate, dreamer
f(x) = 0: explorer, educator, student, writer, reader, thinker, nerd
f(x) < 0: impatient, moody, self critical
starting stuff....like pro hugging leagues.
and dreaming up witty slogans to put on t-shirts. brainstorming the next great invention, business idea, or tv show/movie/novel i'll never write. hosting gatherings. getting a woman to smile. and typing without the shift key, that too.
tv...proud to admit: the wire, south park, daily show and the colbert report. slightly embarrassed to admit: millionaire matchmaker.
movies...eternal sunshine, waking life, and where the wild things are. that's a good start to the list.
music...black keys, ray lamontagne, typhoon, dispatch, josh ritter, fela kuti, foster the people, band of horses, 99% of the music on kcrw.
love to read, see, experience, listen to, and taste new things...and enjoy meeting people who bring new wonders to life.
you're looking for a hiking/swimming hole/hot springs/adventure buddy.
you like coffee and are a sapiophile.
you'd like to have a fella make you dinner.
you're not offended by sudden tangents in conversation.
you question the social norms of traditional relationships.
you're looking for a soulmate.