I am mildly funny, so good looking, and trying to be humble
I'm not a bad problem solver. I can think on my feet.
I can crack a joke once I feel comfortable with your sense of humor.
I have mastered the art of not taking anything so seriously that I allow myself to truly be bothered when things don't work out the way I thought they should. Life is just so much better for me when I live this way.
People are also usually commenting on all the gold that keeps falling out of my pockets, because I'm just that rich!!! That's how I roll.
Movie: Don't really have a favorite. I'm not much for watching movies but will sit through any decent comedy especially if it stars Will Ferrel. Talladega Nights if I must be pinned to one in particular. "Dear eight pound, nine ounce baby Jesus; thank you for this feast of Taco Bell, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and McDonald's that you have placed before us..." or something like that.
Music: Anything from indie rock to country to (shamed to admit) a little rap. I love music in general I guess. I'm only annoyed by hardcore rap and heavy metal. All else, I find a way to appreciate.
I especially love: Bon Iver, Grimes, Sharon Van Etten, Arcade Fire, The National, The XX, The Black Keys, The Shins, Feist, Miranda Lambert, Jamey Johnson, George Strait, M.I.A., Kanye West, etc. Its pretty mixed.
Food: Anything not still moving and with the right seasonings.
Straining my ridiculously massive muscles several times a day.
A place to sleep at night.
Someone to discuss life with.
A decent meal at least once a day.
How great the color tweed is.
What happened to The Backstreet Boys.
When I'll have enough money saved for my first gold tooth with the words "Holla Playa!" written in rubies across it! Alot of time spent on this one.
You're not a big fan of meth.
You haven't already popped out a bunch of kids.
You'd like to waste some time with someone who might either be: a)the best thing since sliced bread. b) the worst thing since The Holocaust c) neither a or b, just plain as vanilla with a slight tinge of mold aka booooring. You've been warned!