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My self-summary
Gotta love the idea of selling yourself as being worth wasting time with. As for me, there's not much to brag about. I try to think of myself as an average guy, though it may be the case that I'm way under average or unique in a bad way by some estimations. I'm not sure that this is really the way to find the person I'm looking for, but its worth a shot.

I am mildly funny, so good looking, and trying to be humble
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying sunny days, cool breezes, long walks, good stories, great music. Trying to make as many sincere friends as I can. Just generally trying to find happiness. And of course there's work.
I’m really good at
Quickly taking in new information and then quickly losing it if I don't get to apply it somewhere.

I'm not a bad problem solver. I can think on my feet.

I can crack a joke once I feel comfortable with your sense of humor.

I have mastered the art of not taking anything so seriously that I allow myself to truly be bothered when things don't work out the way I thought they should. Life is just so much better for me when I live this way.
The first things people usually notice about me
My unbelievable good looks and overwhelming knowledge of all subjects. People say that I am more informative than the internet itself.

People are also usually commenting on all the gold that keeps falling out of my pockets, because I'm just that rich!!! That's how I roll.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Land Remembered, A Prayer for Owen Meany (Sooo good), Duma Key

Movie: Don't really have a favorite. I'm not much for watching movies but will sit through any decent comedy especially if it stars Will Ferrel. Talladega Nights if I must be pinned to one in particular. "Dear eight pound, nine ounce baby Jesus; thank you for this feast of Taco Bell, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and McDonald's that you have placed before us..." or something like that.

Music: Anything from indie rock to country to (shamed to admit) a little rap. I love music in general I guess. I'm only annoyed by hardcore rap and heavy metal. All else, I find a way to appreciate.

I especially love: Bon Iver, Grimes, Sharon Van Etten, Arcade Fire, The National, The XX, The Black Keys, The Shins, Feist, Miranda Lambert, Jamey Johnson, George Strait, M.I.A., Kanye West, etc. Its pretty mixed.

Food: Anything not still moving and with the right seasonings.
Six things I could never do without
Something to laugh about.
Straining my ridiculously massive muscles several times a day.
A place to sleep at night.
Someone to discuss life with.
Good music.
A decent meal at least once a day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I don't eat more goat meat.
How great the color tweed is.
What happened to The Backstreet Boys.
When I'll have enough money saved for my first gold tooth with the words "Holla Playa!" written in rubies across it! Alot of time spent on this one.
On a typical Friday night I am
At work, making that money, so I can one day afford previously mentioned tooth. Its all for the tooth!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I only dole out secrets for a small, nominal fee. I charge one long, sloppy kiss for every half secret and I only kiss non-yuck mouths. Is that really so much to ask?
You should message me if
Anything I've said so far hasn't offended you.

You're not a big fan of meth.

You haven't already popped out a bunch of kids.

You'd like to waste some time with someone who might either be: a)the best thing since sliced bread. b) the worst thing since The Holocaust c) neither a or b, just plain as vanilla with a slight tinge of mold aka booooring. You've been warned!
The two of us