35Silver Spring, United States
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My self-summary
I like swimming, cooking, nature, art projects, board games, red meat, good conversations, hanging out with my dog, watching TV.

I don't like insensitivity, poorly behaved children, extremely loud, screamy music, stinky cheeses.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for the best company in the world. I do social media marketing, event coordinating, client relations.
I’m really good at
Finding the funny.
Disarming people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My charisma & energy (even though I've become more reserved, if I feel comfortable, then that's what you get).
My "quick" smile.
My eyes.
Another part of my anatomy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Best Fiction Book Ever: The Time Traveler's Wife. I love books and am sad to report that though I have spent large portions of my life as an avid reader, this area has been lacking as of late...any good suggestions?

Favorite Movies: The Usual Suspects, The Shawshank Redemption, Anchorman, Zoolander, Old School, Mean Girls, Secretary, Step Brothers, Forrest Gump

TV Shows: Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, New Girl, Modern Family. I'm kind of a TV-aholic.

Music: A little bit of everything except for death metal. I was raised on oldies and showtunes and I am a theater girl at heart, so I could never deny my love for those, especially on a road trip.

Food: Mexican, Sushi, Thai, Italian, Seafood, Greek, Mediterranean, Steak, almost anything! I love food.
Six things I could never do without
Friends & Family
My dog, Ginger
The Sun & Nature
Technology & my car
A good night's sleep/my comfy bed
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes I go out with friends, but a lot of time I like to decompress at home after the week. Saturdays are better for going out and doing something.
You should message me if
I am looking for a laid back, open-minded, thoughtful, patient man. I would like to form a solid, mutually respectful friendship/relationship.

Looks are somewhat important, but the number one thing I am interested in is an amazing sense of humor. Hilariousness is the most important thing to me and if you can make me laugh so hard that my eyes leak and my stomach hurts (and maybe I even snort which makes me laugh even more), then you're in. Also, actions speak louder than words, but compliments are nice too.

It would be fantastic if you like trying different restaurants like I do. A perfect date would be going somewhere new and different and sharing a couple plates that sound interesting and then going home and watching a movie (I am not a fan of movie theaters).

I am not looking for someone who is just trying to get laid, gets wasted every weekend, or has a woman in his life already. I am also not interested in guys with kids--sorry if this makes me sound callous, but I do not have room for existing children or babies in my life.
The two of us