41 Whippany, United States
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My self-summary
Just moved here from SF.

64% Extrovert, 36% Introvert
Analytical with a unique perspective
Value friendship
Pro spontaneity, pro adventure
Somewhat of a geek and a smooth operator…. that’s approximately me

On occasion I used to jump out of helicopters.

I once did some things in New Orleans that I'm sure I'd regret if I could remember them.

I'd rather be a ninja than a samurai.

I grew up on a farm but left that town because I like people.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm big into grappling and Jiu Jitsu.

Working on a licensure program for an engineering company.

I also love beer. I brew my own and used to judge homebrew competitions. I'm a beer evangelist.
I’m really good at
Cartwheels, connecting with strangers, math, mind-reading, getting to the root of the problem, motivating people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My head, my eyes, my great ass and my gregarious nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Fight Club, Anchorman, Super Troopers, Django Unchained, The Life Aquatic, Zoolander

Music: I love it. I have a mandolin named Nelly. I listen to most kinds of music, excluding modern country, classical, opera and trip-hop

TV: This is the Golden Age of Television. Seriously. Breaking Bad, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Intervention, Archer, The First 48, Mad Men, Workaholics, The Walking Dead, South Park, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Brazilian jiu jitsu




Sunsets (It may be cheesy/cliche, but the bay area has some awesomely romantic places to watch the sunset)

Good friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Breaking social norms


Nerdy, artistic ideas, e.g. covering my coffee table with bottle caps

How not to think so much
On a typical Friday night I am
In the city somewhere. Cruising around and letting loose.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once tripped Dan Rather so that he fell down. Thereby, interrupting a taping of 48 hours.

If you message me, ask about the bonus private thing that I'm willing to admit. I just don't want to put it on here right now.
You should message me if

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket