34Sevierville, United States
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My self-summary
So apparently this is where I am to put into words how awesome I am and how much your going to like me... Honestly though, no word or the language to speak it in has been created to explain that for the human brain to understand (Observational studies seem to show that most pet animals seem to understand) and the amount you would like me is also considered to be illegal to be in public or driving and you shouldn't ever operate any heavy machinery. So yeah, hit me up and let's hangout!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Well at the time of typing this, I'm having to make a deep, emotional decision in my life and choose if I want Mexican or Chinese...
I’m really good at
Well I like to think I'm good at anything I do. I'm into photography, soaking up useless information (dare you to go against me in a game of Jeopardy. Double dare!!! Friends say I'm Google in human form), Solving complicated matters for people (contemplating on if I should start charging friends therapist and manage counselor fees lol). I am just really good at being me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Douglas Adams, H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk, William S. Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson,

Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The last 3 Batman movies, Boondock Saints 1&2, Sherlock Holmes 1&2.

I listen to a wide range of music. Its pretty much whatever mood I am in.

I am from New Orleans so that tells you what kind of food I like.
Six things I could never do without
A job to occupy my time. A person to occupy social time. A good book to occupy my mind. A pet maybe to occupy my companionship. A place with decent weather. And 6th a shit ton of Legos to occupy my inner child. Let's be honest. If all guys don't have something to play with besides our junk we pretty much revert to hairy apes that throw shit at each other and jack off on everything. It's nature. Sucks. I know. I'm a guy... So yeah, don't give me shit about Legos... Lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately, just trying to make the world around myself just a better place however small or epicly large steps I need to take.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually Friday nights I get off somewhere around midnight from working a double shift that start at about 9 or 10 am. So on most cases it just going home but sometimes I get a wild and meet friends out after work and go have a meal and reflect on the day full of Gatlinburg, TN bullshit lol.
You should message me if
You should message me if the following apply: Having people ask you why are you laughing for no reason( it's due to thinking about a random conversation we've had and it's caused you to laugh out loud), if your on here and need a question answered about something but didn't want to Google it, if your curious about what it's like having a conversation with a person who in a couple thousand years will have a religion based on his life maybe. (Did I mention I do not have a ego? Lol) most importantly, message me if you get the reference of 42.
The two of us