cclouatre1216
34 Newport, United States
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My self-summary
Well hello! If you are reading this your probably bored, browsing random profiles, and after seeing some of these people on here probably thinking to yourself that the human race is surly doomed if some of these people breed. Well your definitely going to leave this profile with a little hope for the future of mankind!!! Who am I you ask? Well in the 14 billion years since our universe came to be, I am hands down the greatest being to have ever existed (No... I do not have a over inflated ego lol). If you "buy the ticket and take the ride"(Thompson) you will understand why I think highly of myself.

I am not on here to find random hook ups, I do have standards I mind you. I am mostly interested in speaking to complete strangers and sharing random thoughts and maybe every once in a while making someone not a complete stranger any longer. With that being said yes I am open to developing a deeper relationship with a extremely lucky individual whomever she may be, but in order for that to come about she would definitely have a performance review and just saying one of the things I judge on is how well someone can make Gumbo(I'm sorry. I'm from New Orleans and being from that part of the country, I've learned that judging someone's gumbo making skills is a good indicator on the type of character someone has ( or I'm completely full of shit and just love gumbo lmao).
What I’m doing with my life
Well at the time of typing this, I'm having to make a deep, emotional decision in my life and choose if I want Mexican or Chinese...
I’m really good at
Well I like to think I'm good at anything I do. I'm into photography, soaking up useless information (dare you to go against me in a game of Jeopardy. Double dare!!! Friends say I'm Google in human form), Solving complicated matters for people (contemplating on if I should start charging friends therapist and manage counselor fees lol). I am just really good at being me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Douglas Adams, H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk, William S. Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson,

Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The last 3 Batman movies, Boondock Saints 1&2, Sherlock Holmes 1&2.

I listen to a wide range of music. Its pretty much whatever mood I am in.

I am from New Orleans so that tells you what kind of food I like.
The six things I could never do without
A job to occupy my time. A person to occupy social time. A good book to occupy my mind. A pet maybe to occupy my companionship. A place with decent weather. And 6th a shit ton of Legos to occupy my inner child. Let's be honest. If all guys don't have something to play with besides our junk we pretty much revert to hairy apes that throw shit at each other and jack off on everything. It's nature. Sucks. I know. I'm a guy... So yeah, don't give me shit about Legos... Lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately, just trying to make the world around myself just a better place however small or epicly large steps I need to take.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually Friday nights I get off somewhere around midnight from working a double shift that start at about 9 or 10 am. So on most cases it just going home but sometimes I get a wild and meet friends out after work and go have a meal and reflect on the day full of Gatlinburg, TN bullshit lol.
You should message me if
You should message me if the following apply: Having people ask you why are you laughing for no reason( it's due to thinking about a random conversation we've had and it's caused you to laugh out loud), if your on here and need a question answered about something but didn't want to Google it, if your curious about what it's like having a conversation with a person who in a couple thousand years will have a religion based on his life maybe. (Did I mention I do not have a ego? Lol) most importantly, message me if you get the reference of 42.
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