I'm neither a hipster, punk, reggaetron, hip slap, or any other box people try to put others into. I don't believe in god, I just believe in me.
Fixing a flat tire On a bicycle
Filling in the blanks of uncomfortable silences
Recreating the scene from home alone 2 when he gets chased in the hotel.
Holding doors open for an excessive amount of people.
Quoting The Wire more than should be allowed in public.
Arguing with strangers.
Hugging. These arms weren't invented for nothing.
Stopping criminals. If they are within arms reach.
Replacing the ribbons on your typewriter.
Not being allowed into discotecas.
Baiting a hook.
I've watched every season of The Wire 5 times. I sometimes quote Dwight Schrute as if he were a real person. People think I occasionally look like Charlie Day from "It's Always Sunny In Philly" but we only share a few of the same personality traits.
Zeppelin, Stones, Beatles, The White Stripes, Keys, Shins, The Kills, The Dead Weather, Miles Davis, Buddy Guy, Biggie,(those are just a few of the thousands) jazz, blues, hoedowns, punk, reggae. I love all types of music.
Pencil and a knife to sharpen pencil
A lighter: more uses than you'd ever realize.
My earwolf hoodie.
Do I have ESP?
Can that person see what book I'm reading? Stop looking at my book.
Why do I get hit by cars so often?
Why don't I get hurt more when I get hit my cars?
Why my craigslist roommates dont belive in lids? I believe in lids. Lids that cover giant things full of dry ice tea mix. Lids on top of jars of salsa. Lids on top of garnier fructis surf hair product. My roommates however don't believe in lids. Or they don't know how to use them properly. That and the dishwasher. I truly believe that the dishwasher will wash my dishes if I put the right soap in and push the buttons in the proper order. I don't think they know exactly what the dishwasher does, besides make loud noises and leak because they used hand soap in it the first time, and just assumed its broken.
So I responded to that at age 9 by pissing myself.