36Menomonee Falls, United States
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My self-summary
This place is weird.
I R Cool
How can you say no to this face??

Goofball, dork are words that describe me. I like to workout, I try to CrossFit everyday if I can. I'm kind, honest, a bit of a softy even though people tell me I look like a "bad-ass" I'm almost never serious, what's the fun in that? I can read people really well so it's hard to hide things from me. I love going out and having a good time but usually only on the weekends. If you message me and I'm not interested I'll almost always reply with a hello or something because I'm polite, just don't make hulk angry! I may be 31 but I sure as shit don't feel like it. You'll have to message me for more details, quit freeloading.

Hopefully you like to laugh, be silly, maybe a little weird, or ironically offensive? I'm into lots of different things from sports to video games, call of duty to RPGs, scrabble? How about I own you in some monopoly? Done, good talk.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in IT and going to school online. Helping to raise a daughter, having fun in whatever I do! Being kinda awesome.
I’m really good at
Making you laugh at me, not with me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Blue eyes, my
Booty phat
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Classic books are great, Good Will Hunting, anchorman, 40 year old virgin, modern family, HBO on Sunday, AMC shows etc.

Music = anything that's good..Beatles, Small Black, M83, Flaming Lips, Waters, Cloud Nothing's, Alabama Shakes, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Sage Francis, Mos Def, Bon Iver, Iron & Wine, Black Lips to name a few
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why Pepsi would make a half Pepsi half diet Pepsi soda, why Pepsi? Why??
On a typical Friday night I am
Washing my hair, that way you can't use that excuse :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like turtles.
I play Twister in the dark, solo.
You should message me if
You want to hang out. You're somewhat into fitness and a moderately healthy lifestyle, you're funny or sarcastic. You want to be friends first (kinda takes the awkward out of it right?)

You don't take this, or life too seriously. It will make you old real quick.
The two of us