32 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Seeking a boyfriend for the end of the world.

I'm a tomboy in a dress. My inner child is on the outside and my flower child is on the inside (and also on the outside). My Myers Briggs type is STFU. Introverted exhibitionist, all around nerd, funny joke-maker, goofball. Low maintenance, late bloomer, 100% genuine. I know what I want, and I don't suffer fools.
What I’m doing with my life
Freelance childcare provider. Think of it like a dog walker, but with tiny humans. Kids have always been a big part of my life and I love what I do. I also do some modeling for artists and photographers, some photography, and I'm working on a children's book. Current Vivian Maier, future Sally Mann/Linda McCartney.
I’m really good at
Helping people, finding free books on the sidewalk in Park Slope, short term planning, dad jokes, crossword puzzles, personal style, petting animals, wordplay, and using the Oxford comma.
The first things people usually notice about me
My je ne sais quoi is timeless.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
An Object of Beauty. Nurtureshock.
Her. Born into Brothels.
Broad City. Jeopardy.
Lucius. Guster.
Potatoes. Peanut Butter.
The six things I could never do without
Hair ties
Camera self timer
Google maps
Sensible shoes
Fine tip roller ball pens, black
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Memories, matter, symmetry, sex, pheromones, phonics, coincidences, clavicles, time, tequila, wind, waves.
On a typical Friday night I am
Yup, sure am.
You should message me if
You have dual citizenship.

You play an instrument I can sing along with, or will at least play Rock Band with me.

You agree that Amy Schumer is not funny.

You won't balk when I ask you to rub my feet.

You'd be equally happy spending the entire weekend in bed, or trekking to DIA Beacon/StormKing/Montauk.

You generally prefer small and low key to loud and crowded.

You will cook dinner for me, because I am terrible in the kitchen.