Silvrspoonerism
32 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a tomboy in a dress. My inner child is on the outside and my flower child is on the inside (and also on the outside). My Myers Briggs type is STFU. Introverted exhibitionist, all around nerd, funny joke maker. Low maintenance, late bloomer, 100% genuine. Ready for the real thing, it takes two to be a power couple.
What I’m doing with my life
Freelance childcare provider. Think of it like a dog walker, but with tiny humans. Kids have always been a big part of my life and I love what I do. If you don't see offspring in your future, I'm not the partner for you.

Like most freelancers I have a few other gigs. I do some modeling for artists and photographers, some photography, and I'm working on a children's book. Current Vivian Maier, future Sally Mann/Linda McCartney.
I’m really good at
Helping people, finding free books on the sidewalk in Park Slope, short term planning, dad jokes, crossword puzzles, personal style, finding the best light, wordplay, and using the Oxford comma.
The first things people usually notice about me
My je ne sais quoi is timeless.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
An Object of Beauty. Don't Sleep, There are Snakes.
Her. Born into Brothels.
Broad City. Jeopardy.
Lucius. Guster.
Potatoes. Peanut Butter.
The six things I could never do without
Oxytocin
Camera self timer
Google maps
Sensible shoes
Tweezers
Fine tip roller ball pens, black
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Memories, matter, symmetry, sex, pheromones, phonics, coincidences, clavicles, time, tequila, wind, waves, boobs, butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Yup, sure am.
You should message me if
You have enough time to actually date.
I'm looking for someone to spend meaningful amounts of time with. I've been non-monagamous for the past few years but now I want something more settled, serious, and longterm, with the occasional fling on the side.

You play an instrument I can sing along with, or will at least play Rock Band with me.

You won't balk when I ask you to rub my feet.

You'd be equally happy spending the entire weekend in bed or sneaking around Brooklyn looking for places to break into and take pictures.

You prefer small and low key to loud and crowded.

You will cook dinner for me, because I am terrible in the kitchen.
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