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My self-summary
Equal parts Joan Holloway, Daria Morgendorffer, Ms. Frizzle, and Liz Lemon.

Trying to balance being woke with staying sane.
What I’m doing with my life
Freelance childcare provider living and working in Brooklyn.

Bocce in the summer, trivia in the winter. Karaoke always.

Looking for a partner who sees all I have to offer and can contribute to a relationship in their own unique ways. Someone who compliments me and complements me.
I’m really good at
Helping people, finding free books on the sidewalk in Park Slope, short term planning, dad jokes, crossword puzzles, personal style, petting animals, wordplay, and using the Oxford comma.
The first things people usually notice about me
My je ne sais quoi is timeless.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
An Object of Beauty. Nurtureshock.
Her. Born into Brothels.
RuPaul's Drag Race. Antiques Road Show.
Lucius. Childish Gambino.
Potatoes. Peanut Butter.
Six things I could never do without
Hair ties
Camera self timer
Google maps
Sensible shoes
Fine tip roller ball pens, black
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Memories, matter, symmetry, sex, pheromones, phonics, coincidences, clavicles, time, tequila, wind, waves.
On a typical Friday night I am
Yup, sure am.
You should message me if
You play an instrument I can sing along with, or will at least play Rock Band with me.

You don't think Amy Schumer is funny.

You'd be equally happy spending the entire weekend in bed, or trekking to DIA Beacon/StormKing/Montauk.

You generally prefer small and low key to loud and crowded.

u + me = us
The two of us