33Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Equal parts Joan Holloway, Daria Morgendorffer, Ms. Frizzle, and Liz Lemon.
What I’m doing with my life
Living and working in Brooklyn as a freelance childcare provider. I love kids and they love me :)

Bocce league, trivia night, karaoke, and any game you can play in a bar. Movies, museums, and live music.
I’m really good at
Helping people, finding free books on the sidewalk in Park Slope, short term planning, dad jokes, crossword puzzles, personal style, petting animals, wordplay, and using the Oxford comma.
The first things people usually notice about me
My je ne sais quoi is timeless.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
An Object of Beauty. Nurtureshock.
The Little Hours. I Am Not Your Negro.
RuPaul's Drag Race. Antiques Road Show.
Lucius. Childish Gambino.
Potatoes. Peanut Butter.
Six things I could never do without
Hair ties
Cat's eye glasses frames
Google maps
Sensible shoes
Fine tip roller ball pens, black
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Memories, matter, symmetry, sex, pheromones, phonics, coincidences, clavicles, time, tequila, wind, waves.
On a typical Friday night I am
Yup, sure am.
You should message me if
I don't "like" profiles so it doesn't mean much to me if you "like" mine. Write me if you mean it.

I'm cool with open relationships and happy for you if you're in one, but I'm looking for something more exclusive right now.
The two of us