34Burleson, United States
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My self-summary
2016 was not my year for relationships at all. I'm not the type of person to introduce myself to women at bars or random places so that's why I'm here!

I'm on here for new friends and possibly more if the right person comes along. Must love children though... I can't stress that enough. If you want to know more them feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
I spend a lot of time at home watching movies I haven't seen in a long time or finding something good on Hulu. When my son is over we play COD on the 360 or build random things with Legos. Who needs instructions when you have an imagination?
I’m really good at
making my son laugh and fixing computers
The first things people usually notice about me
my size (yeah, i gotta weight problem. Big whoop... wanna fight about it?) Not to mention my dull sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading has really never been my thing. I watch a lot of Bob's Burgers and The Simpsons on Hulu.

The way to my heart is either with a pot of spaghetti or big plate of nachos with no pico or guacamole. (I'm very picky about what goes on my nachos)
Six things I could never do without
1. my son
2. my family
3. my friends
4. car
5. money
6. sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do we park in driveways but drive on parkways?

If 7-11 is open 24/7/365... Why do they have locks on the doors?

How did I not realize that the word "boobytrap" is "partyboob" spelled backwards? And what exactly is a partyboob anyway?

Why you're still reading this
On a typical Friday night I am
Sniping bad guys with my son on Xbox or enjoying a nice quiet dinner at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no secrets... Or do I?
You should message me if
You like chubby guys that do impressions of random cartoon characters at *sometimes* inappropriate moments.
The two of us