I like to have fun, whether that's just sitting around and watching movies or playing video games, or heading out on the town for some adventures.
I alternate between very caring and dangerously narcissistic. I may not always say or do the right thing, and I may not always seem like I care, but I always have good intentions. That said, I have a very sarcastic side to me. REALLY sarcastic. I've made my friends cry. I used to be a psych major so I tend to overanalyze things, including myself, but I'd like to think I am good at identifying my own faults, although I don't always try to fix them.
Tell me a good fart or poop story and I will laugh hysterically. Arrested development much?
Cockram is my real last name, not a lame pick-up line.
Fight Club - Chuck Pahlaniuk
The Big Lebowski
How I Met Your Mother, Its Always Sunny, The League, Archer, The Office (UK and US)
Buffalo wings and IPA.
Sour Patch Kids
The Coen Brothers
Raspberry Ice Crystal Light
Whether god exists
My Les Pauls
the inevitable zombie apocalypse
remembering how to spell apocalypse
if Brits call zombies "sombies"
I have restless leg syndrome.
-you're a real cinderella story.
-you don't call me Shirley.
-you have much to do and less time to do it in.
-you can make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.
-you really tie the room together.
-you married Linda Cooksey.
-you'll give me asthma.
-you've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours because every other fucker in your department is fucking ill.
-you shop smart, shop S-Mart.
-you've ever fired your guns up into the air and yelled "Ahhhh".
-you don't tip.
-you're part eggplant.
-you're in lesbians with me.
-you go back and to the left.
-you can name any of the above references.
If I contact you and you are not interested, don't be rude and ignore me, because I probably won't take the hint anyways. Just tell me. I will always respond to a message.