Isn't it odd to summarise your entire existence, everything you've ever known, and something it's nearly impossible to be truly objective about, in a paragraph or two.
I am a strand of DNA enrobed in flesh and unconsummated desires, most of which are directed towards that particular helical molecule trying to make more of itself, ideally inside a lady.
Also I like raspberries. I really like raspberries.
TV: Young Ones, One Foot in the Grave, Blackadder, Python, Alan Partridge, Black Books, The X-Files, documentaries about horrible things.
I'm not very picky about food. But I am a bit of a sugar addict. I seem to eat an inordinate amount of sandwiches.
Music: punk, rock, a bit of metal. Given I was a teenager in the 90s there's usually a lot of grunge/riot grrrl stuff on my playlists.
- a bit not quite right
- incredibly silly covering up deep wells of nihilistic bleakness
- you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the prolonged exchange of nuclear weapons
- completely unromantic in every sense