charlycrash
36London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
May I just say, that's a smashing blouse you have on.

Love the arts, am a dreary rationalist. I tend to be a bit TMI with my emotions. Not exactly an upbeat person but laugh at silly things all day long. Usually things nobody else finds at all funny.

Originally from a small town in Kent that you probably won't have heard of. Which makes it sound like an obscure indie-rock band. No, it's just small and slightly shit.

Stuff what I like:
- rock music
- animals
- arty things
- gothiness
- alt-comics
- old British sitcoms
- documentaries about horrible things
- history
- body modification
- science, especially biology
- Ashens
- 1:6 scale dolls
- rubbish sci-fi

Note: in an ideal world, I would prefer if women approached me rather than me approaching them. It just suits my personality a lot better. Unfortunately, gender roles still seem to be expected to apply there. But anyway: should you want to, I would very much appreciate you initiating contact :)
What I’m doing with my life
Having got unbelievably sick of working in management I'm studying veterinary medicine. So fingers crossed in a few years I'l be a practicing vet.

Learning the cello after a few years of leaving it fallow in the basement. Forgot how lovely it sounds.

Making a scrapbook of the nice little house I'll have one day containing someone I love and my cat and my musical instruments.

Other than that: a variety of creative things: music, drawing, 3d design.. always wanted to try sculpture. Also taking endless baths and reading a lot. And playing with the cat. Because that is Important.
I’m really good at
Going off on bizarre, surreal tangents.
The first things people usually notice about me
The ballgown
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ah, the things you think are so important when you're in your teens. I don't mind if you don't care about the following. It's not really that important, is it?

Books: William Burroughs, J.G. Ballard, Douglas Adams, Wodehouse, Orwell, Osamu Dazai, comics (but not really superhero ones).

TV: Young Ones, One Foot in the Grave, Blackadder, Python, Alan Partridge, Black Books, The X-Files, documentaries about horrible things.

Music: punk, rock, a bit of metal, a bit of pop. The first ones that come to mind: Hole, The Misfits, Manic Street Preachers. Nirvana, Die Antwoord, Rudimentary Peni, Muse, Peaches, Placebo, QOTSA, Silverchair, Royal Blood, Kate Bush, Crass, Lawrence Arms, Lady Gaga, King Blues.

Movies: Kind Hearts & Coronets, the Alien franchise, Fight Club, Casablanca, Indiana Jones, Tarantino, Powell & Pressburger (Black Narcissus, A Matter of Life & Death, Colonel Blimp, etc.).. basically a mixture of cuddly old black and white movies and kind of unpleasant modern ones.
Six things I could never do without
My friends, my cat, my computer, my musical instruments, Adobe software, my laptop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Peas
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading, with a cat (the cat does not read along)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a rabbit in a human suit.
You should message me if
...you've read all of this and aren't projectile vomiting in sheer horror at the thought of knowing me, I suppose.

Fairly depressing that I have to state this at all but I will not hurl random abuse at you nor will send you unsolicited dick pics regardless of circumstance. Because why the hell does anyone.

A couple of things though:

- I am here to make friends as much as anything so I won't assume anything if you do message me.

- Generally I prefer to know people for a little while online before meeting in reality.
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