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My self-summary
As non-wafflily (wafflililily) as possible: rock music, animals, art, gothiness, stupid British sitcoms.

Isn't it odd to summarise your entire existence, everything you've ever known, and something it's nearly impossible to be truly objective about, in a paragraph or two.

I am a strand of DNA enrobed in flesh and unconsummated desires, most of which are directed towards that particular helical molecule trying to make more of itself, ideally inside a lady.

Also I like raspberries. I really like raspberries.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for a charity (which isn't nearly as rewarding or interesting as you might think) and coming home and sleeping. That's about it, which is frankly why I'm here :P
I’m really good at
I have no idea. You'd have to ask people who know me. I could only say what I think I'm good at, and that's not the same as what I am actually good at, innit.
The first things people usually notice about me
The ballgown.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: W.S. Burroughs, Douglas Adams, Wodehouse, horrendously expensive art books, alternative comics.

TV: Young Ones, One Foot in the Grave, Blackadder, Python, Alan Partridge, Black Books, The X-Files, documentaries about horrible things.

I'm not very picky about food. But I am a bit of a sugar addict. I seem to eat an inordinate amount of sandwiches.

Music: punk, rock, a bit of metal. Given I was a teenager in the 90s there's usually a lot of grunge/riot grrrl stuff on my playlists.
The six things I could never do without
My friends, my cat, my computer, my musical instruments, Adobe software, my job (sad, but it does keep me semi-sane)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics. I actually actively try and be apolitical these days because it just makes me upset and angry and I can do without that, but I find I keep getting sucked back into it. Hey ho.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sprinting headlong away from work, crying and drinking heavily
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a rabbit in a human suit.
You should message me if

- a bit not quite right

- incredibly silly covering up deep wells of nihilistic bleakness

- you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the prolonged exchange of nuclear weapons

- completely unromantic in every sense

then.. yeah