32 Redmond, United States
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What I’m doing with my life
As a new barista I screw up your coffee, when school is in session I study my ass off, when kid school is in session I PTSA my ass off, and I always look for a spare moment to play candy crush, or go hiking or fishing.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, saying completely offensive and inappropriate things at the worst times. Using humor to get through any and all situations. I am great at forgetting where I left my wallet, or my credit card. I am good at board games; I can lose and win them. I am skilled at listening, playing the devils advocate, and viewing situations from all sides. I can make quick decisions and live with them. After this section I feel I am very good at boasting about myself. Also I am the most humble person I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
Aside from my sexy demeanor and smoky eyes, usually that my cheeks get super fat when I smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: there are so many so I have listed authors: James Joyce, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Robert Jordan, Chuck Palahniuk, Sherman Alexie, Edward Albee
Movies top ten: The Departed, White Christmas, Bourne, Love Actually, Lady in Water, Inception, The Wizard of Oz, Shrek, Rope, Army of Darkness
Tv:MASH, True Blood, Big Love, Eastbound and Down, Friends, Parenthood, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec. Office, Sons of Anarchy.
Music: Classic Rock, some Pop, Blues, Southern Rock.
Food: I am willing to try anything once.
Ethiopian, Sushi, Italian, and Many more.
The six things I could never do without
A good book
All the seasons of Mash
Comfy jeans
Drive By Truckers albums
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cards Against Humanity. The Menu for my future restaurant. How to add hotdogs to every meal. Daddying. Archer. SNL Digital Shorts. When I should buy a dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, during the winter, and packing for a weekend camp trip in the spring and summer
You should message me if
There is no reason you shouldn't message me, if we can't manage to have a laugh or two, we are f'ing lame.
You are open to an easygoing dating relationship(not casual sex). Some people seem like they would like to meet today and be married tomorrow, and I just find that scary.