I love cats, critters of all sorts, nature, science, music, art, gardening, dancing, singing, the outdoors, thrift stores, and BDSM. I'm playful, and love exploring and learning new things. I love camping and hiking. I also like to spend time alone reading, and crafting. Sometimes I am lazy and I do nothing and that's good too. I love wind, storms, the moon, crystals, candles, flowers, and rainbow colors. I've gotten into exploring my spirituality in the past couple years and I'm pretty involved in the pagan community these days. I might prefer to date someone who practices some sort of magickal path, it is cool to share that, but it's ok with me if it's not your thing.
I'm totally better at sales. Been doing various sales jobs for a few years and I like it. Currently working in digital marketing, which I'm pretty excited about.
Outside of work, I snuggle with my cats, grow plants, dance around, and do some priestessing.
I know a lot about biology, science, genetics, evolution, entomology, etc. If you find some creepy thing with lots of legs, I can probably tell you what it is and all about its lifestyle. I'm kind of a critter expert.
What I'm bad at is keeping my mouth shut for 5 seconds. Filtering things out is a struggle for me. I tend to say what pops into my head. I am honest, open, and straightforward. I suck at hiding things and keeping secrets.
People also notice that I am perky, hyper, and high-energy. People tell me that they love my laugh. And people tell me to pipe down, I am too loud and I talk too much. And I tend to be quite raunchy and perverted. I'm a big freak. People usually say I'm giving them TMI.
I read trashy light novels, silly and weird books. Magical, fantasy, or spooky supernatural books occasionally. I read more nonfiction than fiction, and read a lot about different spiritual practices. I have tons of gardening books, and books on sexuality, relationships, gender, feminism, body positivity, etc.
Movies: Mostly quirky, offbeat, artsy, indie stuff, and I love musicals. Also visually interesting stuff. (I'm a sucker for movies that are all trippy and surreal looking.) Some movies I like: Across the Universe, Amelie, American Beauty, Edward Scissorhands, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Garden State, Ghost World, Idiocracy, Into the Wild, John Dies at the End, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Shop of Horrors, Moulin Rouge, Rent, Requiem for a Dream, Thumbsucker, What Dreams May Come.
I have a broad interest in music. I love finding new bands and new kinds of music to listen to. One of my favorite things to do is going out to see pretty much any kind of live music. I have some musical background in playing trombone, a little piano, and singing. Recently I started taking drumming classes.
Some faves: they might be giants, ben folds, cake, daft punk, belle and sebastian, beatles, squirrel nut zippers, bjork, bowie, planet smashers, rasputina, indie, broadway, jazz, ska, jambands, electronic, pink floyd, stereolab, dresden dolls, of montreal, new pornographers, widespread panic, grateful dead, new monsoon, tori amos, aquabats, sublime, sufjan stevens, aphex twin, animal collective, the shins, no doubt, robert earl keen, dixie chicks, lucinda williams, bluegrass, folk... and much more!
I love food. I love fresh garden veggies. I'm pretty obsessed with tomatoes, peppers, avocados, mushrooms, spinach, onions, potatoes, cheese, garlic, sour cream, olive oil, fresh basil. I like spicy food, indian, thai, sushi, mexican, pizza. Sometimes I get really into "clean" eating, but sometimes I eat tons of junk food. Ideally, I eat whatever makes me actually feel good.
And I think about buying a few acres of land a little bit out in the country... where I could have a magical cozy cottage, gardens, fruit trees, and eventually get a few chickens and a few goats. It won't be this year, but maybe in a year or two... maybe. I'm country at heart.
Also finance stuff, numbers, business plans. How to monetize my friends' creative ideas.
You are some sort of pagan, shaman, magickal being, healer, or spiritual seeker. I am seeking a magickal partner, or mentor who can guide me in spiritual development.
You are interested in being my slave!
You are a satyr (or horned god of some sort) seeking to seduce a wild and fierce wood nymph.
You can be mean and evil and scare the crap out of me. If you fail to pull this off... unfortunately, you may never fully excite me.
You want a subby girl to play with. Or you want an all-powerful Goddess to worship. Hey, I switch it up.
You're looking for romantic dating, not casual hookups. I don't knock it, I've had plenty, and I don't think it's a bad thing to do, it's just not what I'm interested in at the moment.
You get really hyper/loud/giggly sometimes. I gotta have a partner I can be extremely goofy with.
You know lots of stuff. I love being with people I constantly learn from!
You're a badass chef. It's so appealing to hang around people who cook well and feed me awesome things.
You like babies! OMG BABIES. Well not right away, but I do want one at some point and I'm not getting any younger, so let's be on the same page. I don't have any yet.
You love to be outside, want to go camping, like looking at plants and bugs, play in the mud, have a garden, or feel some kind of spiritual connection with nature.
You listen to tons of obscure bands and will expose me to new music.
You like fat girls. (Or you're attracted to women of diverse sizes/shapes. Or you think my photos are SO gorgeous, hehe. I dig it when people think I'm totally hot the way I am. You gotta love the body I have. If you don't, move along!)
You don't drink much. I've been clean and sober for years now and I don't want to be around a lot of heavy drinking.
You have some interest in open relationships/polyamory. I prefer some degree of openness. (HOWEVER, I'm NOT looking for married men. Please no married men or married couples! I am seeking a primary partner, and anything else has to build from that! I honestly don't like being everyone's secondary, I only like the secondary thing if I already have a primary I can focus on, otherwise I feel crazy and make drama.) I want to be in a serious committed relationship-- I'm not trying to make things casual.
You gotta tolerate (preferably love and snuggle) cats! (I have 2 cats, and I will never not have cats! There are too many cats in the world that need a good home and lots of love... so if I can provide that, I always will. Yes, they are allowed on the bed, the kitchen counter, etc!)