I'm totally better at sales. Been doing various sales jobs for a few years and I like it. Currently working in digital marketing, which I'm pretty excited about.
Outside of work, I snuggle with my cats, grow plants, dance around, and do some priestessing.
I know a lot about biology, science, genetics, evolution, entomology, etc. If you find some creepy thing with lots of legs, I can probably tell you what it is and all about its lifestyle. I'm kind of a critter expert.
What I'm bad at is keeping my mouth shut for 5 seconds. Filtering things out is a struggle for me. I tend to say what pops into my head. I am honest, open, and straightforward. I suck at hiding things and keeping secrets.
People also notice that I am perky, hyper, and high-energy. And people tell me to pipe down, I am too loud and I talk too much. And I tend to be quite raunchy and perverted. I'm a big freak. People usually say I'm giving them TMI.
Movies: Mostly quirky, offbeat, artsy, indie stuff, and I love musicals. Also visually interesting stuff. (I'm a sucker for movies that are all trippy and surreal looking.) Some movies I like: Across the Universe, Amelie, American Beauty, Edward Scissorhands, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Garden State, Ghost World, Idiocracy, Into the Wild, John Dies at the End, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Shop of Horrors, Moulin Rouge, Rent, Thumbsucker, What Dreams May Come.
I have a broad interest in music. I enjoy finding new bands and new kinds of music to listen to. I like going out to see pretty much any kind of live music. I have some musical background in playing trombone, a little piano, and singing. Recently I started taking drumming classes.
Some faves: they might be giants, ben folds, cake, daft punk, belle and sebastian, beatles, squirrel nut zippers, bjork, bowie, planet smashers, rasputina, indie, broadway, jazz, ska, jambands, electronic, pink floyd, stereolab, dresden dolls, of montreal, new pornographers, widespread panic, grateful dead, new monsoon, tori amos, aquabats, sublime, sufjan stevens, aphex twin, animal collective, the shins, no doubt, robert earl keen, dixie chicks, lucinda williams, bluegrass, folk... and much more!
I love food. I love fresh garden veggies. I'm pretty obsessed with tomatoes, peppers, avocados, mushrooms, spinach, onions, potatoes, cheese, garlic, sour cream, olive oil, fresh basil. I like spicy food, indian, thai, sushi, mexican, pizza. Sometimes I get really into "clean" eating, but sometimes I eat tons of junk food. Ideally, I eat whatever makes me actually feel good.
And I think about buying a few acres of land a little bit out in the country... where I could have a magical cozy cottage, gardens, fruit trees, and eventually get a few chickens and a few goats. It won't be this year, but maybe in a year or two... maybe. I'm country at heart.
Also finance stuff, numbers, business plans. How to monetize my friends' creative ideas. I'm finding it a little strange that the older I get, the more thrilled I am by spreadsheets... They didn't use to be this exciting.
You are some sort of pagan, shaman, magickal being, healer, or spiritual seeker. I am seeking a magickal partner, or mentor who can guide me in spiritual development.
You are interested in being my slave!
You are a satyr (or horned god of some sort) seeking to seduce a wild and fierce wood nymph.
You can be mean and evil and scare the crap out of me. If you fail to pull this off... unfortunately, you may never fully excite me.
You want a subby girl to play with. Or you want an all-powerful Goddess to worship. Hey, I switch it up.
You're looking for romantic dating, not casual hookups. I don't knock it, I've had plenty, and I don't think it's a bad thing to do, it's just not what I'm interested in at the moment.
You get really hyper/loud/giggly sometimes. I gotta have a partner I can be extremely goofy with.
You know lots of stuff. I love being with people I constantly learn from!
You're a badass chef. It's so appealing to hang around people who cook well and feed me awesome things.
You like babies! OMG BABIES. Well not right away, but I do want one at some point and I'm not getting any younger, so let's be on the same page. I don't have any yet.
You love to be outside, want to go camping, like looking at plants and bugs, play in the mud, have a garden, or feel some kind of spiritual connection with nature.
You listen to tons of obscure bands and will expose me to new music.
You like fat girls. (Or you're attracted to women of diverse sizes/shapes. Or you think my photos are SO gorgeous, hehe. I dig it when people think I'm totally hot the way I am. You gotta love the body I have. If you don't, move along!)
You don't drink much. I've been clean and sober for years now and I don't want to be around a lot of heavy drinking.
You have some interest in open relationships/polyamory. I prefer some degree of openness. Not a deal-breaker. I tend to focus on one primary person at a time, but still find myself flirting and playing with others occasionally.
You gotta tolerate (preferably love and snuggle) cats! (I have 2 cats, and I will never not have cats! There are too many cats in the world that need a good home and lots of love... so if I can provide that, I always will. Yes, they are allowed on the bed, the kitchen counter, etc!)