39Birmingham, United States
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My self-summary
I'm kinda a big deal.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out how to commit all 7 deadly sins at one time
I’m really good at
Being ridiculous
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm 6'6 300 lbs and covered in tattoos... I'd say the first thing people notice is my ability to always make it awkward
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food:Mexican,seafood,hummus,sushi,anything hot and spicy.. Psychobilly,OI!,punk,blues,hardcore and metal music... Love horror movies
Six things I could never do without
silly putty,crimping iron,velcro sneakers,decomposition products,fraggle rock theme song,your soul,unicorn farts,being silly and awkward,(yes i know that is more than six)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why the fuck im wasting my time on here and my next tattoo idea
On a typical Friday night I am
Cleaning up the blood
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
im naked under my clothes right now
You should message me if
You can picture a exhausted giraffe feeding on a beat up watermelon covered in cottage cheese
The two of us