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My self-summary
I like sweet nothings whipered into my ear, especially while taking a long walk on the beach. :-p

I watch a lot of movies and rerun tv. As a paradox to most people that do this I read whenever I get the chance as well.

I'm a huge Chex Mix fan.

I play the lotto to give myself false hope.

I have a glorious sense of sarcasm.

I want love, but never force myself into it. Probably why I've been single so long.

Like the guy in office space, if I had a million dollars, I'd do nothing. This is not to say I wouldn't try all the fun stuff at least once, but I would not overexert myself.

You aren't a sapiosexual, you're just not attracted to retards.

I can't stand drivers that cut someone off just to make a turn right in front of me. In my infinite wisdom, I still don't know what that half second will get you besides the middle finger.

I don't like fishing. I noticed a lot of ladies on here do. It's not for me though. I'm open to almost anything else.

I have a cat, I love him, that's that. I like dogs too though! Just waiting til I have a yard for it to play in.
What I’m doing with my life
Who knows what lies ahead.

But really, I work for a candy company. I do inventory control for the company. Yay spreadsheets!
I’m really good at

I write pretty mean Excel formulas too.
The first things people usually notice about me
My charm and charisma?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - A decent mystery or sci fi
Movies - Just about any comedy, horror, or action
Music - Mostly rock, alternative, but I like a bit in every genre
Food - Anything not weird really!
Six things I could never do without
My job, it pays the bills

5 other things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's for lunch
Winning the lotto
On a typical Friday night I am
On a date with you? *wink wink*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
On your profile, I read this section and the "You should message me if" section first. It's where most of you say what you don't want.
You should message me if
You licked your screen when you pulled up my pictures.
The two of us