28Guelph, Canada
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My self-summary
I'm a dork, plain and simple. I play a lot of video games, watch a lot of movies and anime and all that crap.
I'm out of shape, lazy, and trying to fix that by biking and longboarding everywhere i go. my jokes are terrible, and i find everything funny.
I'm very optimistic. frustratingly so. i will find the smallest, most trivial silver lining on the biggest blackest cloud. think that sounds good? wait till something horrible happens and i'm trying to make you see the bright side of your cat dying.
I'm in an open relationship, so I'm not looking for a boy or girlfriend. what I'm after is more friends, and possibly someone to just hang out with and play games and watch tv and occasionally just turn to the other and say "hey, wanna do the sex?" and then that would be neat.
What I’m doing with my life
welding. trying to keep my head above the water in this raging whirlpool people lovingly refer to as adulthood (I just wanna say, this "growing up" thing is complete bullshit).
I’m really good at
being tall. and loud. and I'm real good at most video games and i'm decent on a snowboard. I swear i'm not entirely stupid either. I'm real good at my job, welding, and I can make kraft dinner like a god.
The first things people usually notice about me
my height, tiny ears, social awkwardness, general lack of coordination, and then, maybe, how wonderful i am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: house of leaves by mark z danielewski, harry potter and dont you dare judge me.
movies: tekkonkinkreet, paprika, amelie
shows: FMA brotherhood, Supernatural, and a whole bunch o' others.
music: most things, but i gotta say i really dont like most country.
food: the unhealthier the better.
Six things I could never do without
air, water, food, a body to turn all those into energy, shelter, and video games.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Video games, Superheroes, Zombies, Why the earth is all effed up. (in that order).
OH and I also get blown away by human achievements. like, dudes, we can effing FLY. and we went to SPACE A WHOLE BUNCH O' TIMES. this shit is off the hizzle.
On a typical Friday night I am
drunk or asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
with the exception of dogs, I'm uncomfortable around animals bigger than me.
You should message me if
you want a friend to play video games and watch movies with, who you are NOT completely attached to, and occasionally have sex. can't stress enough how i'm not looking for a significant other.
The two of us