I'm Jon... a cheeky, creative and uniquely insane non-conformist. Passionate about the environment and conscious living and heavily motivated by cheese, with not too shabby man skills... good in the kitchen and other rooms... yes I'm fully house trained.
I am confidence and vulnerability, growth, reason and spontaneity, sensuality, roughness, control and surrender... resisting temptation until overwhelmed. Occasionally, I'm also a bit of a tool and if it's true you are what you eat, I'm a firm breasted extra virgin, colourful and full of vitality with well toasted nuts.
What about you...
+ You work hard, know what you want, aren't caught up in materialism and value being active more than drinking.
+ You give as good as you get, prefer meaningful to small talk and you balance traveling with your own journey of self-awareness.
+ You have passions, from quirky to non-vanilla and you're looking for more than laughs, connection and hot sex.
+ You appreciate the importance of silliness, having your uniqueness noticed and you're less than an 8 crazy... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lc3LUCu8-IU [grins]
As part of a mission for adventures, I've acted on kids TV, played human Hungry Hippos, learned Orgasmic Meditation, attended parties of an adult nature and tried stand-up... as you can see there's room for improvement!
I also help people achieve their goals, particularly around relationships, and inspire others to live more healthily and more connected to nature.
Rainbow salads, chicken, fishcakes, pine nuts... I have a serious one bag-a-week habit which I developed whilst staying with monks in Tibet. Also somewhat of a houmousexual... I go through several pots a week.
Inappropriate humour and sarcasm
Intimate connection [not purely sexual intimacy]
The great outdoors
Bending the rules
The eroticism of kissing
Relationships as practise
Meditation and how to be more witty
Whether we'll ever evolve beyond 'the self'
Electric chemistry-fuelled connected hot sex
Building a woodland loveshack with a hot tub and monkey butler
Words, language and whether fat men get lardons and junk food should contain contraceptives
(Although I prefer 50/50 decision-making)
You smiled at the beginning, laughed in the middle and love a happy ending... and don't mind the odd awful joke... ok, lots of awful jokes.
You support gender equality
You'd like to do something random or silly together / play crazy golf / try tantric kissing.
You're a burner or a bit kinky.
You're looking for something meaningful [or you're just insatiable and think we'd have a great time, ideally both].