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My self-summary
Well hello, I hear this is where the intelligent feisty women are...

I'm Jon... just another a cheeky, creative and uniquely insane non-conformist, looking for something meaningful, hot and deeply connected. Passionate about the environment, conscious living and [until recently] heavily motivated by bacon, with not too shabby man skills... good in the kitchen and other rooms... #fullyhousetrained.

I am confidence and vulnerability, growth, reason and spontaneity, sensuality, roughness, control and surrender... resisting temptation until overwhelmed. Occasionally, I'm also a bit of a tool and if it's true you are what you eat, I'm a firm breasted extra virgin, colourful and full of vitality with well toasted nuts.

[Nb: I'm actually 39, and prefer younger women]

What about you...
+ You work hard, know what you want, aren't caught up in materialism and value being active more than drinking.
+ You give as good as you get, prefer meaningful to small-talk and you balance traveling with your own journey of self-awareness.
+ You have passions, from quirky to non-vanilla and you're looking for much more than laughs, connection and hot sex.
+ You appreciate the importance of silliness, having your uniqueness noticed and you're less than an 8 crazy... [grins]
What I’m doing with my life
Cookie dipped in coconut yoghurt, dried for 5 min in fridge til tacky. Repeat!

Putting unexpected items in the bagging area of life, questioning assumptions, gymming, growing veg, learning when a fuck shouldn't be given, yoga, making art.

Adventures have includes acting on kids TV, playing human Hungry Hippos, learning Orgasmic Meditation, parties of an adult nature and trying stand-up... as you can see there's room for improvement!

I also help people achieve their life-goals, particularly around dating & relationships, and inspire others to live more healthily and more connected to nature.
I’m really good at
Find out [bites lip]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I listen to this often:

Rainbow salads, chicken, fishcakes, pine nuts... I have a serious one bag-a-week habit which I developed whilst staying with monks in Tibet. Also somewhat of a houmousexual... I go through several pots a week.
The six things I could never do without
Bacon, or cheese, or cake...or cheesecake, no bacon
Inappropriate humour and sarcasm
Intimate connection [not purely sexual intimacy]
The great outdoors
The unexpected
Bending the rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Applied psychology
The eroticism of kissing
Relationships as practise
Meditation and how to be more witty
Whether we'll ever evolve beyond 'the self'
Electric chemistry-fuelled connected hot sex
Building a woodland loveshack with a hot tub and monkey butler
Words, language and whether fat men get lardons and junk food should contain contraceptives

gender equality...
(Although I prefer 50/50 decision-making)
You should message me if
You smiled at the beginning, laughed in the middle and love a happy ending... and don't mind the odd awful joke... ok, lots of awful jokes.

You think my charms and moments of awesomeness could outweigh when I'm a bit of a dick... and you'd like to do something random or silly together / play crazy golf / try tantric kissing.