33 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Just another a cheeky, creative non-conformist desire/relationship coach with a brain not entirely in his pants, looking for connection and electricity.

UPDATE: Visiting NYC from London regularly 'til May 17

So this is where the intelligent feisty sexy women are huh. Ok back to me ;p
I'm passionate... about learning, conscious living, sex, silliness, intimacy, the outdoors and creativity, and heavily motivated by bacon, with not too shabby man skills... in the kitchen and other rooms [bites lip]

I am confidence and vulnerability, spontaneity, sensuality and roughness, control and surrender. Occasionally, I'm also a bit of a tool and if it's true you are what you eat, I'm a firm breasted, mature extra virgin with well toasted nuts. Also 39 not 33... Apparently it makes a difference online, unlike meeting in person.
I'm also *currently* dating ethically non-monogamously, so you'll know where you stand if we choose to explore a hot connection.

What about you...
+ You work hard, know what you want and value being active over materialism.
+ You give as good as you get, prefer 'meaningful' to small-talk and balance traveling with your own journey.
+ You have passions, are adventurous and creative, and appreciate the importance of silliness, oh you're less than an 8 crazy... In public at least.

Yes?... then hit Message and let's see if it's worth sharing our exquisite attention!
What I’m doing with my life
Putting unexpected items in the bagging area of life, questioning assumptions, Orgasmic Meditation, planting trees, tantric kissing, hippy/spiritual shit like yoga and growing veg, learning when a fuck shouldn't be given, making art, D/s.
I’m really good at
Find out, I bet you don't regret it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I listen to this often:

Rainbow salads, chicken, fishcakes, pine nuts... I have a serious one bag-a-week habit which I developed whilst staying with monks in Tibet. Also somewhat of a houmousexual... I go through several pots a week.
The six things I could never do without
Bacon, or cheese, or cake... or cheesecake no bacon
Inappropriate humour, terrible jokes and sarcasm
Emotional intimacy and naked fun
The unexpected
Crispy potato of some description
Crazy golf
Bending the rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Words and language
Relationships as practise
Why kissing is so underrated
Meditation and how to be more witty
A woodland loveshack with a jacuzzi
Whether fat men get lardons and junk food should contain contraceptives
(Although I prefer 50/50 decision-making)
You should message me if
You smiled at the beginning, laughed in the middle and love a happy ending... and don't mind awful jokes.

You think my charms and moments of awesomeness could outweigh when I'm a bit of a dick and you want to read my '10 Things you should know about dating me'.

You'd like to connect meaningfully / take an erotic journey together / do something random/silly/cultural.