30Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
I hate writing about myself, so if you want to know something just ask. I swear I'm not as boring as my profile implies. My over all bad-assness and overall sparkling personality just doesn't translate that well into the written word.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm going to The Art Institute for culinary arts. I also working on a food truck down town.
I’m really good at
Cooking, playing pool, making people laugh, rock paper scissors, and knowing useless trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and the fact that I'm always smiling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Simpsons, Archer, Sports Center, The Office, Parks and Rec, The Walking Dead, Duck Dynasty, Bar Rescue, South Park, Adventure Time, The League, It's Always Sunny, Workachlics, Top Chef, Iron Chef, Pretty much everything on the Food Network and Cooking Channel, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse, Ink Masters, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Eastbound and Down, Tim and Eric, Tosh.0

Kung Fu Hustle, In Bruges, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Bang, Everything Quentin Tarantino writes, Pan's Labyrinth, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Gangs of New York, The Big Lebowski, Crash, The Darjeeling Limited, Hot Fuzz, Anchor Man, Caddyshack, GoodFellas, The Blues Brothers, Seven, The Jerk.

Louis CK, Jim Jefferies, Bill Burr, George Carlin, Joe Rogan, Patrice O'Neal, Brian Posehn, Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock.

I listen to a lot of different kinds of music. I don't like the main stream, mass produced, mindless garbage that is played on the radio aka LAFMO or any song by Toby Keith. I just listen to whatever I'm in the mood for.
Six things I could never do without
1. Friends
2. Family
3. Food
4. Water
5. Oxygen
6. Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How porcupines have sex.
You should message me if
If you like fun and fun related activities. I know I don't have a lot if info written about me. Like I said I really do hate writing bios about myself. If you have any questions just ask.
The two of us