46 San Antonio, United States
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My self-summary
What the hell is this?!!! DO I PREFER VIRGINS?! Please , i cannot b the captain of this ship! Plus, hello? Im like one hundred years old.
And all the questions about kids! I love kids ...just was unable to conceive. F u have teenagers, i am so sorry. They r assholes right? Let with mummy until age 25....f not possible, then please ... it is very fine f say hi/bye n passing. The last "WTF?!" i lived with for 3 years had 3 kids....16, 18 & 20. They thought i was awesome for at least 2 1/2 yrs...then we were all done.
And i have already LIED! I was married for a long time ... seperated for 6 yrs... no kissing no sex no nothing for 6 years. Thought he was an alcoholic & i just couldn't deal with the drinking & driving crap. He wasn't violent or a cheater but it wore me down ... neither of us wanted to get divorced & i seriously did not think it would possible nor did i want to find someone else. We stayed good friends and turned out my poor husband was just self medicating since he was a teen. It wasn't until years into our seperation that we found out he had a severe mental disorder. A friend fixed me up with ? mark man and hubby died of a heart attack 2 yrs later. So i am actually a widow.
Ok. Buzz kill.
Then ? mark spineless puss who portrayed himself as a man....let's just say i look back & have no Idea who i was living with. And found out on FACEBOOK we had broke up according to what he told his new WTF?! 3 months earlier he got me a ring. He even told my bff's mom that he wanted to marry me n her backyard (she wanted to have a wedding back there) .
So that was like a weird long unnecessary movie that he should have won some kind of twisted Oscar for.
The one thing i was sure about with him is HE WAS SO GOOD N BED! i hate saying it man do i! So basically i didn't know A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF & sadly even part of my anatomy & i was 45 at the time. No wonder my husband went bananas.
On my profile i tried to play like i just want to just have some crazy sex only thing going but i don't think i can pull it off.
What I’m doing with my life
What am i doing with my life?
Dunno. Actually i do. Just not in the sharing mood right now.
I’m really good at
Writing ...being funny, sweet, cooking (but i don't like to anymore), playing pool, tying my own shoes, NOT bottling things sir...f you want to meet THE PYSCHO WOMAN, let me catch u acting stupid behind my back or just plain screwing with my head....ultimately u have the choice to NEVER EVER COME FACE TO FACE WITH that scary lady. Again i am all talk...i won't boil ur bunny or smash ur shit up...yell? Duh. Cry? Maybe.
Depending on the severity of your lack of character, there may b a chance that the sweet girl that you have just burned will b turned into NORMA BATES but instead of a knife she may hack ur facebook as u and announce to all ur "FRIENDS" that u r really bisexual and wanr to do it with all of ur guy friends & for sure their ...... to the point that u have to go into fed protection from all ur pissed OFF FB "FRIENDS".
Just keep n mind cause & affect and if you can't control yourself, b a man and say it to my face to avoid that crazy deranged & completely preventable incident that i "HEARD " about happen to u. :) That's all.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that they think i will spread'm for anything. No no no.
Then that i smell good and have a big smile and that i laugh really loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Good grief like f it matters ...SNAPPED, DEADLY WOMEN, FORENSIC FILES & ICE LOVES COCO. Books, anything Stephen King, DEAN KOONTZ, ME...
I hate condiments. Love ice cream & diet coke.
Music....STP, ALICE N CHAINS, BARRY WHITE, PINK, GODSMACK, THE TOADIES, RAUL.MALO, HEART, SHERYL CROW, SHELBY LYNN, DIANA ROSS, U2 ROB ZOMBIE ....rap & country, rap mostly makes me want to break things.
The six things I could never do without
Cereal, I'm a cereal killer heh heh...2 boxes a week!
Jack White.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Oh no...not falling for this. Besides, i think i have already given a peek into that window.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having fun with friends or alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate made for ladies porn.
And i hate that most guys think porn is real & "C how much she loves telephone poles rammed up her boody!"
I can't do 69. Well i could but one of us will b cheated.
I am afraid of not being able to use my new skills on someone worthy other than myself.
You should message me if
U are not an asshole.