I am OBSESSED with my cats...yes cats, i have multiple...I'm a young old crazy cat person.
Me loves: CHEESE! Cheap beer, Maine, high fivers, NPR, animal skulls, whiskey, disc golf, cursing like a sailor, BASEBALL, kicking ass and taking names, self sustaining ecosystems, Jurrasic Park, TCOB, optimistic attitudes, moving my feet to tunes, smoking out of apples and corn dogs .
Bones and dead stuff and rocks 4 dayz
I want a black frenchie and a baby t-rex
Also, I'm not very interesting .
Im also currently employed at Honey and Vinegar Realty. Hue Honey is creepy as all hell but it pays the bills ya know?
And recently, my leg tattoo. Frankly, I've learned how ignorant most people are. Here's a great disclaimer: If you have no idea who Carl Sagan (or Stephen Hawking for that matter) is this won't work on any sort of level.
I FUCKING LOVE TELEVISION. Arrested Devlopment, King of the Hill, 30 Rock, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, R.L Stein`s The Haunting Hour, Lost, X-Files, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, L&O:SVU, Bobs Burgers, Fringe, The League, Twilight Zone, Alfred Hitchcock Presents.
Se7en, Independence Day, Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas, Star Wars, Star Trek, The Cell, It's a Wonderful Life, Waterworld, Hobo with a Shotgun, Sister Act, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
SAVES THE DAY, Desaparecidos, The Cure, Tom Petty, GaGa, Alkaline Trio, Four Year Strong, Motion City Soundtrack, Koji, Bach, Petulla Clark, Hank and Johnny, Tegan and Sara, Band of Horses, Maps and Atlases, Neon Trees, John Lennon, Talking Heads, Bjork, Bon Ivar, Radiohead, The Smiths, Vacationer, Ratkicker
I feel the only food worth actually noting is bacon and pineapple pizza.
I FUCKING LOVE BACON AND PINEAPPLE PIZZA.
You're a never nude OR you want to go america all over people's asses
You want to watch Sister Act and smoke grav bongs.
I should also say, please don't be offended or get nasty if I dont respond. K, thanks.