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My self-summary
I watch A LOT of Law&Order SVU

I am OBSESSED with my cats...yes cats, i have multiple...I'm a young old crazy cat person.

Me loves: CHEESE! Cheap beer, Maine, high fivers, NPR, animal skulls, whiskey, disc golf, cursing like a sailor, BASEBALL, kicking ass and taking names, self sustaining ecosystems, Jurrasic Park, TCOB, optimistic attitudes, moving my feet to tunes, smoking out of apples and corn dogs .

Bones and dead stuff and rocks 4 dayz

I want a black frenchie and a baby t-rex

Also, I'm not very interesting .
What I’m doing with my life
Terrarium queen, latka slinger.

Im also currently employed at Honey and Vinegar Realty. Hue Honey is creepy as all hell but it pays the bills ya know?
I’m really good at
Being better then you at everything as well as being modest
The first things people usually notice about me
how horribly unattractive I clearly am

And recently, my leg tattoo. Frankly, I've learned how ignorant most people are. Here's a great disclaimer: If you have no idea who Carl Sagan (or Stephen Hawking for that matter) is this won't work on any sort of level.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
THE DARK TOWER series, City of Glass, Stranger in a Strange Land, Origin of Species, Harry Potter, Ender's Game, Invisible Monsters, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Oryx and Crake, everything Henry D. Threau has ever scribed down and pretty much everything that involves dis-utopian sci-fi.

I FUCKING LOVE TELEVISION. Arrested Devlopment, King of the Hill, 30 Rock, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, R.L Stein`s The Haunting Hour, Lost, X-Files, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, L&O:SVU, Bobs Burgers, Fringe, The League, Twilight Zone, Alfred Hitchcock Presents.

Se7en, Independence Day, Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas, Star Wars, Star Trek, The Cell, It's a Wonderful Life, Waterworld, Hobo with a Shotgun, Sister Act, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

SAVES THE DAY, Desaparecidos, The Cure, Tom Petty, GaGa, Alkaline Trio, Four Year Strong, Motion City Soundtrack, Koji, Bach, Petulla Clark, Hank and Johnny, Tegan and Sara, Band of Horses, Maps and Atlases, Neon Trees, John Lennon, Talking Heads, Bjork, Bon Ivar, Radiohead, The Smiths, Vacationer, Ratkicker

I feel the only food worth actually noting is bacon and pineapple pizza.

Six things I could never do without
I couch crashed for a year so I've lived without pretty much everything you can imagine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Baseball stats, being boggled over the standard model, how everything is a fringe event, string theory, quarks, dark matter ect ect also, kittens in cute clothes
On a typical Friday night I am
Wishing it was Tuesday because that IS my Friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am, and forever will be, emo as fuck
You should message me if
You're George Bailey

You're a never nude OR you want to go america all over people's asses

You want to watch Sister Act and smoke grav bongs.

I should also say, please don't be offended or get nasty if I dont respond. K, thanks.
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