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Ugh! Self promotion is tedious!
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My father was a rodeo cowboy and my mother was a beauty school drop out. No foolin'.
Im unlike anyone you meet in the course of your day. Thats the straight scoop. A self made man, I dont really march to the beat of everyone elses drum.
I like old comics, tin robots, toy cameras and vintage motorcycles. I've got a cat, his name is Jake and sometimes we watch the same TV shows. I'm overly polite to people who work at drive-through windows and I love my dearly departed great grandma. Aw shucks!
Yes, I eat peanut butter for a living
Predicting the plots of movies and thinking on my feet. Ive got razor wit and keen intuition. I worked in a bar for a long while, so I'm really good at reading people. I'm also pretty clever, Ive got good tastes in books, movies and music and I currently suffer from bicycle fever
Books: Papillion, Sirens of Titan, Slaughterhouse Five, Anything by Robert E. Howard... various comic books and whatnot.
Movies: Anything with Paul Newman in it, Any Coen Brothers, Nobody's Fool, Raising Arizona, The Long Kiss Goodnight, The Royal Tennenbaums, The Good, the Bad & the Ugly.
Music: I cant get enough of The Black Keys, Tom Waits, Warren Zevon, Nick Cave, Sly & the Family Stone, Marvin Gaye, Curtis Mayfield, Mirah, and any soul/motown of the late 60's or early 70's
TV: Go watch Big Love, that show is amazing.
Lately Ive been getting into toy cameras and motorcycles, clearly I have too much free time.
Im about to say something incredibly rude but I think it's important and I stand behind it wholeheartedly.
If you are the type of person who feels the need to flip off the camera when someone takes a photo of you Ive decided I just don't need to know you.
I'm considering extending this to people who, when drinking, feel the need to scream "WOOOO" while raising a cup in the air in a group setting.
I hate Madonna (as a person, but lucky star is THE JAM), and the Beatles (as a band, theyre just not THAT GREAT)
Seriously, lets get out of the house and do something already!
Is there life on MAAAAAAAAARRRRSSSSSS?