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My self-summary
Hey there!

As my name implies, I am neither a CEO nor a Venture Capitalist. I'm a regular Chicago-bred techie chasing the tech gold rush and, more importantly, looking to settle down with someone cool, cuddley, and cute.

Interesting facts about me:
- I full-on rocked a mullet in high school despite Father Jude giving me detention after detention. I was bad-ass!
- I'm taller than 90% of the guys in this town - and I'm not that tall - especially by Chicago standards. Love it!
- I have some very keen observations about California vs. Midwestern girls. Just ask.
- I just recently bought a TV after not having one for 2 years - the sole purpose, of which, was to watch the Bachelor.
- I am a grammar snob and former spelling bee champion - try to find mistakes in this profile! No, seriously - please help me find mistakes since my reign ended in 5th grade.
- I love home renovations and always have a project or two happening.

In summary, I'm looking for someone who...
- has achieved success in their career
- is financially stable
- enjoys staying active
- eats relatively healthy
- is a healthy combo of homebody and socialite
- maintains a good group of positive-influence friends
What I’m doing with my life
Building a software startup specializing in machine learning and AI.
I’m really good at
Lifting something heavy, Renovating something ugly, Riding something hilly, Cooking something tasty, or Burning something woody.
The first things people usually notice about me
I laugh a lot. Not an obnoxious laugh like you hear in the movie theaters, but I'm a pretty happy person and I try to find comedy in everything.

Also, people always comment that I'm easy to talk to, attentive, and very down to earth. I ask a lot of questions, too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mr Clean Magic Erasers, The Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad, Chris Harrison, Kardashians, Scott Disick, HGTV, CMT, Country Music, Costco, Groupon, Staying in on a Friday night and being super productive on Saturday, Tom Brady with long hair
Six things I could never do without
1. Sonicare. I have 2... 1 for my shower, 1 for my sink.
2. Kindle app for my iPhone. I read mostly tech stuff and gossip magazines.
3. US Weekly. Comes directly to my iPhone each week.
4. Music. Mostly country, classic hip-hop, southern rock, hippie, whatever.
5. My convertible. Perfect for the west-coast sun. Little Red Whiting Hood is her name. I'll never drive away and come home without her.
6. Cubs hat. I wear it everywhere. Fits my head perfectly and I love it!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether the Cubs will win a World Series during my lifetime...

^^ Yes, I know the Cubs finally won. I'm too superstitious to remove this! They might take the trophy back if I do!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Not gonna lie - I'm more homebody than partier these days. I spend more time in coffee shops than bars. My favorite thing is waking up early on a Saturday or Sunday morning and being super-productive all day.

I definitely enjoy partying, but I just try to keep it to special occasions. And, yes, Thirsty Thursday is considered a special occasion! :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love reality tv.
You should message me if
You're emotionally available, ready for a serious relationship, honest, upfront, funny, down-to-earth, and can carry a conversation about something other than your ex.

Speaking of which: if you've recently broken up with your boyfriend, please click the back button. Rebounds belong on the basketball court, only! :)
The two of us