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My self-summary
I fix computers, cars and sometimes pets. Broad sense of humor, little to no drama. Austin transplant from Houston and Jacksonville.

Extroverted, gregarious, warm and as comfortable in a suit and tie as tee-shirt and jeans. Nerdy without being awkward, boisterous without being obnoxious, intelligent without being condescending. I like to dance, think astronomy is amazing, feel most activities are better when shared, love kids, hate really cold weather, miss the beaches. Oh and I like to take pictures of things, people, places.

Have lived in (chronological): Virginia Beach, Va., Leechville, Ar., Jacksonville, Fl., Chicago, Il., near Madison, Wi., Jacksonville, Fl. (again), Houston, Tx., Orlando, Fl., and now, Austin, Tx.
What I’m doing with my life
Kicking ass and being awesome, professionally. You should see my business card. I'm an IT professional who spends most of his working day fighting gremlins in big corporate email servers. Because everyone needs to have their mailboxes working so they can swap funny cat pictures and download viruses onto the corporate network.
I’m really good at
being humble. Also, being awesome, kicking ass, dancing, making you laugh, fighting dragons, beating up muggers, stripping, base jumping, piloting fighter jets, talking, listening, drinking, smoking, using my fingers, meeting new people, fixing computers, being sarcastic, spelling things correctly, driving a manual and playing frisbee.
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses? Blue eyes? Warm smile?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catch 22, The Elegant Universe; The Blind Watchmaker; The General Theory of Employment, Interest, And Money (Bonus points if you know what this is); Jennifer Government

Movies: The Life Aquatic, Jurassic Park, Idiocracy, Twelve Angry Men, Grandma's Boy (I'm sorry, it ALWAYS makes me laugh)

TV Shows: Parks & Recreation, Archer, Louie, The Newsroom, Bob's Burgers, The Daily Show

Music: Indie (Neutral Milk Hotel, Mumford and Sons, Built To Spill, Local Natives, Of Montreal), Prog (Explosions in the Sky, God Speed You Black Emperor, Mute Math, old Minus the Bear, God Is An Astronaut), Punk (NoFX, Bouncing Souls, Hot Water Music, Refused, Titus Andronicus, ANYTHING Fat Wreck Chords publishes?) Hip-hop (Kanye, Wu-Tang Clan (collectively AND individually), HOVA, MC Frontalot (you don't get to judge. I bet you like a lot of crappy sappy pop shit from the late 90s. I'm on to you), Black Star)

Food: Greek, Indian, Italian, Mexican (duh), Korean
Six things I could never do without
Night skies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
music and physics

When I was a young boy
My mama said to me
There's only one girl in the world for you
And she probably lives in Tahiti

I'd go the whole wide world
I'd go the whole wide world
Just to find her
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically, I am enjoying a beer and my friends somewhere in this gorgeous city.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The Red Album is one of my favorite Weezer albums. Deal with it.

If you identified me as a switch, then you've got me pegged.
You should message me if
Imma do the things that i wanna do
I ain't got a thing to prove to you
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if i make a scene
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside
One look in the mirror and i'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot about what you think
The two of us