I suppose it's best to start with a few facts about me, so here goes...
Things I appreciate:
-Tattoos (the more, the better)
-Politically incorrect humor
-Grammar (yes, this includes spelling)
-Sleeping in (I'm starting the #allsleepmatters movement)
Things I do not appreciate:
-Recreational drug users
-Organic/natural pandemonium (just because it comes out of a box, doesn't mean it will kill you)
-Telling me about an episode of a show that I just told you I don't watch
I don't have any kids. I'm a fan of spontaneously doing something or going out if I feel like it. Having said that, I am by no means a party animal, and I know how to handle my booze. You should, too.
Not into games, flings, or anything else like that. I don't mind if you're divorced, but separated is still married as far as I'm concerned.
-Locating the snooze button on my phone with perfect accuracy
-Grocery store agility
-Showing up to work just in time to not be late
-Swearing like a sailor
-Texting while driving (Bite me, AT&T. I'll determine whether or not it can wait).
I actually get the Daughtry thing quite often.
Actually, any social commentary will probably suffice.
Movies: Suspense, horror, and comedy
Shows: The Blacklist, Scorpion, American Horror Story, Madam Secretary, The Last Ship, Tyrant, Family Guy, and random stuff on Discovery or History.
No, I'm not on the "I don't have cable" bandwagon. I like my shows.
Music: If it's on WNCI, I probably don't like it. Megan Trainor may be all about that bass, but I am not. Bruno Mars is no SRV. If you don't know who SRV is, we may have a problem. Some bands I enjoy include Lynyrd Skynyrd, ZZ Top, Bob Seger, Halestorm, The Pretty Reckless, Disturbed, Black Stone Cherry, SRV, Brantley Gilbert, Hank Jr., and Montgomery Gentry to name just a few.
Food: I prefer that which had 4 legs and used to be alive. Chicken and fish are good, too.
1. Walmart - if I need burgers, a shirt, Clorox, a beard trimmer, beer, or tires, Walmart's got me covered. At 03:00.
2. Muro 128 - Google "recurrent corneal erosion" and you'll know why
3. Good bourbon
5. Warm weather
6. My phone - I really hate myself for admitting it, but it's true