I suppose it's best to start with a few facts about me, so here goes...
Things I appreciate:
-Tattoos (the more, the better)
-Politically incorrect humor
-Grammar (yes, this includes spelling)
-Sleeping in (I'm starting the #allsleepmatters movement)
Things I do not appreciate:
-Recreational drug users
-Organic/natural pandemonium (just because it comes out of a box, doesn't mean it will kill you)
-Telling me about an episode of a show that I just told you I don't watch
I don't have any kids. I'm a fan of spontaneously doing something or going out if I feel like it. Having said that, I am by no means a party animal, and I know how to handle my booze. You should, too.
Not into games, flings, or anything else like that. I don't mind if you're divorced, but separated is still married as far as I'm concerned.
-Locating the snooze button on my phone with perfect accuracy
-Grocery store agility
-Showing up to work just in time to not be late
-Swearing like a sailor
-Texting while driving (Bite me, AT&T. I'll determine whether or not it can wait).
I actually get the Daughtry thing quite often.
Actually, any social commentary will probably suffice.
Movies: Suspense, horror, and comedy
Shows: The Blacklist, Scorpion, American Horror Story, Madam Secretary, The Last Ship, Family Guy, and random stuff on Discovery or History.
No, I'm not on the "I don't have cable" bandwagon. I like my shows.
Music: If it's on WNCI, I probably don't like it. Megan Trainor may be all about that bass, but I am not. Bruno Mars is no SRV. If you don't know who SRV is, we may have a problem. Some bands I enjoy include Lynyrd Skynyrd, ZZ Top, Bob Seger, Halestorm, The Pretty Reckless, Disturbed, Black Stone Cherry, SRV, Brantley Gilbert, Hank Jr., and Montgomery Gentry to name just a few.
Food: I prefer that which had 4 legs and used to be alive. Chicken and fish are good, too.
1. Walmart - if I need burgers, a shirt, Clorox, a beard trimmer, beer, or tires, Walmart's got me covered. At 03:00.
2. Muro 128 - Google "recurrent corneal erosion" and you'll know why
3. Good bourbon
5. Warm weather
6. My phone - I really hate myself for admitting it, but it's true