I am weird, funny, and unique
Except I've taken a year off to have a break. To enjoy life for a bit. Why not? That's what it's there for.
When I get my qualifications, I'm going to travel Europe, and stay in Canada for a while. I'm really interested in traveling to places on a whim (once I can afford to do so). At the end of it all, I'd love to have a massive network of friends overseas in heaps of different countries. That'd be cool. Then we can merge our forces and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
At the moment, I find myself spending most of my time at pubs with friends singing karaoke, at random parties where I hardly know anyone (that's always fun...meeting new people), or at home reading self improvement books. Seriously. I can't get enough of expanding my knowledge. It's like a drug.
I'm learning how to cook. We should totally have a cook-off! I'll make you something I saw on Jamie Oliver and you make me something yummy too! Yeah! Let's do it!
I go for a powerwalk, use the exercise bike & workout every morning now. Ever since I quit smoking in August, I'm now addicted to fitness and eating healthily. It's awesome. :D
Arty things. Drawing, painting, performance, poetry...
Being the funny guy. Sure my friends call me the weird, strange guy, but that sounds too creepy to me. I'm not creepy. Honestly. Just ask my pet camel, Steven *strokes arm shaped like an emu*.
Having a conversation about anything. Or nothing. Or the metaphysics of how maybe "anything" is nothing. I think I just confused myself. What am I talking about?
Confusing myself and others. I love walking into some random crowd and saying the most random things. And then observing what people say or do. Heaps fun. You should try it. Next time you're in a bank, walk up to the counter and ask if they have any frozen peas. Or when you're in a restaurant, ask if they have fried albatross. But the challenge is to be dead serious. You can't laugh, not even smile. You can laugh your arse off later when you're with your friends. I guess it's my own form of performance art. Where I confuse people so much that they have to laugh just to break the tension.
For some reason this category make everyone sound conceited. Except me. :P
David Lynch Terry Gilliam David Cronenberg Tim Burton ...
I'm a massive fan of "headfucks". Can I say that on here?
Iron & Wine Subway to Sally Nightwish Nine Inch Nails David Bowie The Cure The Clash Dir En Grey Journey Pink Floyd Neil Young Jon Lajoie The Doors Tool Iron Maiden Regina Spektor The Herd Voltaire Black Sabbath Bright Eyes Jethro Tull Gogol Bordello Foreigner Marc Bolan Einstürzende Neubauten PJ Harvey The Cat Empire Kiss Elysian Fields Interpol Flogging Molly Jefferson Airplane Led Zeppelin Rasputina Waiting for Guinness The Currency The Velvet Underground MGMT Mojo Juju & the Snake Oil Merchants The Third Estate Sparkadia Rammstein System of a Down Tripod The Saints Rainbow Cloud Cult The Mountain Goats The Sisters of Mercy The Kinks
I could go on forever. Don't make me. I'm also a huge fan of cover songs.
I'll try anything twice.
I'm also glad you didn't ask me about TV shows. Oh wait, you did. Crapulous. Hmmm. Well let's just say that I have a huge collection. 100+ shows. It's a hobby. Don't judge.
If you haven't guessed already, I have an addictive personality.
Or, if I'm not in the mood, I'd be at home listening to music, watching movies or tv shows, on the internet or reading a book.
If you're overseas, are funny ha-ha or funny peculiar (both is a plus), and have a couch for me to sleep on when I travel overseas. Of course, we'll get to know each other first on here. I'm sure you don't want some random guy FROM THE INTERNET crashing at your house out of the blue. That's crazy talk.
If that isn't crazy talk to you, feel free to message. Hahaha...
People who use abusive language...I just want you to know. Your words are like bullets, they go right through me, and hurt like hell on the way out. So I'll just laugh at you.
EDIT: Not looking to be committed to one person, until I find the right woman. But I won't find her though only dating one woman. This is a heads-up, if we end up dating, I will be dating other women, unless we decide to be exclusive. I'm honest with my intentions - I'm not a liar or a cheat.
Age & body size are not issues for me, as long as you are over 18. I'm more attracted to personality & cheekiness. :P