23 Philadelphia, United States
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What I’m doing with my life
I'm studying international relations with minors in Spanish and legal studies. After I complete my undergrad degree, I plan to go to law school and eventually enter politics. To pay the bills, I work as a barista.
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic.
Making lattes and steaming cappuccinos.
Political trivia.
Grammar, spelling, editing, etc.
Consuming large quantities of tequila.
Speaking Spanish.
The first things people usually notice about me
I was told recently that I have beautiful eyes, but typically I would think my sarcasm and dry wit, coupled with what I've been told is my fairly distinct voice. Also, my remarkably soft hair is a real hit at parties.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter, anything by Neil Gaiman (American Gods, Good Omens, Anansi Boys, Neverwhere, etc.), James Bond novels, Game Change, A Tale of Time City, Fire and Hemlock, Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Great Gatsby, The Millennium Trilogy, Rebecca.

TV shows: The West Wing, Mad Men, House, House of Cards, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones, Girls, Veep, Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Louie, Political Animals, Arrested Development.

Movies: James Bond, Harry Potter, Requiem For a Dream, V for Vendetta, American History X, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Driving Miss Daisy, Inception, Rocky Horror Picture Show, American Beauty.

Music: Queen, The Killers, Death Cab for Cutie, Scissor Sisters, Passion Pit, U2, Lady Gaga, Arcade Fire, Muse, Macklemore, Adele, Extreme, Nightwish, Madonna, Feist.

Food: Spanish, Mexican, Indian, Vietnamese.
The six things I could never do without
My smartphone, Internet access, books, my Netflix subscription, tapas, tequila.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future; the political ramifications of landmark Supreme Court case decisions; who I want to run for president in 2016; why the Associated Press Stylebook doesn't use my preferred spelling for Moammar Qaddafi; what I want for dinner on any given night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely with friends and most likely with a drink in my hand.
You should message me if
You think I'm interesting, attractive, witty, or any combination of the three.
You prefer using the Oxford comma.
You want to get to know me, possibly go out for coffee or whatever; you know, that cliche that everyone writes in this section.