33Cleveland, United States
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My self-summary
My intentions here are purely deplorable. I'm just in it for the food. The way to my heart is through my stomach. I'm loud and obnoxious. I care way too much about sports, and I'm always day dreaming about the perfect future I'm doing nothing to make a reality. I'm a 1 out of 10. I used to be attractive until the Taco Bell caught up to me, now I'm just a bargain for anyone with a nice smile and sunny disposition. Me and my cat are great at Nerf Hoops. He's the real MVP in my life. Fart noises...
What I’m doing with my life
Work, home, work home, work home.... You get the picture. Save me!!
I’m really good at
Forgetting to text back.
The first things people usually notice about me
My cornfed smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fuck all of this nonsense.
Six things I could never do without
Canned fruit
Cavs basketball
My asshole cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What could have been if i was never brought back from space.
On a typical Friday night I am
Riding the couch like a pro.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
Your idea of a relationship is an equal partnership, and not a one sided affair.
The two of us