27Frederick, United States
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My self-summary
Aspiring Astronaut.
I'm searching for new adventures and someone amazing to share them with. I enjoy having great, in-depth conversations with people, hearing fascinating stories, and enjoying a nice beer or bourbon with good company. I read a lot, write a lot, and watch a lot of tv/movies. I also stay pretty active, and am always doing something new and exciting. I love games of all sorts, whether they be board games (Risk and Monopoly are the best), video games, or drinking games (probably my favorite kind, especially if it's a movie drinking game.) I'm always smiling and laughing (though I apparently can't fake it well for a picture), and I look for people who similarly enjoy life and have a generally positive outlook. I guess my perspective on life is best summed up in the timeless words of a classic scholar: "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved to Frederick! Working at Fort Detrick as a Technical Editor. Looking to learn how to Salsa and Swing dance, hoping to learn how to sing, working on a novel and getting in shape to become a fighter pilot.
I’m really good at
Making amazing sandwiches, especially grilled cheese.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I'm tall, tan, strong, and usually won't shut up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Neil Gaiman, Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, or Warren Ellis, Mallrats, Army of Darkness, Six Stringed Samurai, Rocky IV, Transmetropolitan, Charles Bukowski, Hemingway, Everworld, Y: The Last Man, Preacher, Cheeseburgers, Pizza, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Def Leppard, A Goofy Movie, Muppet Treasure Island, Farscape, Battlestar Galactica, Mets, Van Halen, Led Zeppelin, 100 Bullets, Planetary, AC/DC, Chuck, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Halestorm, Streetlight Manifesto, The Pixies, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Uncharted, Sonic the Hedgehog, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Classic Nickelodeon, Power Rangers, Young Justice, Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, Street Fighter, SNES, Sega Genesis, Guitar Hero, Tom Petty, George Thorogood, Johnny Cash, Call of Duty, Firefly, Seinfeld, Princess Bride, 30 Rock, Big Bang Theory, Community, HIMYM, Shameless, Californication, Game of Thrones, Archer, Modern Family, Sandwiches, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Archer, Hell on Wheels, Spaghetti Westerns, Classic James Bond 007, Sherlock, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, Supernatural, The League, Horror flicks, Psychobilly, Doctor Who, Happy Endings, and a million other cool things.
Six things I could never do without
-Good conversation
-Fast Food (especially Cheeseburgers)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
-How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
-The meaning of human existence
-What to write about next
-New and fun things to do/places to visit
-What to eat next
-What I should do this weekend
-Why I can't fall asleep
-The creation of the Universe
-String Theory
-Parallel Worlds/Dimensions
On a typical Friday night I am
doing the same thing I do every night, trying to take over the World!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
You should message me if
You seek fun, adventure, and intellectual stimulation.
The two of us