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My self-summary
I'm from South America, but I've been in Canada since I was 17. Ironically enough I learned to salsa dance in Canada, and I'm pretty sure I learned to speak english by watching a VHS tape of the Lion King a thousand times when I was a kid.

I can do the Fresh-Prince of Bel-Air theme song in english AND spanish. If you want to hear me do it, you have to wait until the second date... seriously, do you think I'm that easy?
What I’m doing with my life
I want to be a filmmaker when I "grow up" and I've been working at trying to make it in the biz. I am also a musician and I have played in a few bands throughout the years. I haver performed a lot and even recorded and full album.
I’m really good at
- Slappa-da-Bass

- Hipnotizing people with my dance moves.

- Drawing. Some of my best work includes The Simpson, Bugs Bunny, and boobs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have an accent. You've guessed it: Hispanic!

I don't like it, but everyone is like "oh its so nice" and I'm just like "gracias señor!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: The Spice Girls

Movies: The Spice Girls movie

Books: Do The Spice Girls have a book?

Tea: You're probably thinking Spiced Chai, but no. It's actually Earl Grey.
The six things I could never do without
Baby Spice
Sporty Spice
Posh Spice
Scary Spice
Ginger Spice
Old Spice ( I get sweaty sometimes)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is it "ON the bus" but not "IN the bus"? You are inside the bus when you ride it. Same with "ON the train" or "ON a plane".

And why is it that "I am IN my car"? See?? it makes no sense.

You are in the car like you are in the bus, not on it. You don't ride on the roof of a bus. unless you've been on a Chiva. Those are fun. Ask me what they are.
On a typical Friday night I am
going through my phone not being able to decide who to call to make plans for the night, so I don't end up staying in binge watching episodes of The Office for the 5th time in a row, and letting my youth go to waste, which is what I end up doing 80% of the time.

Dinkin' Flicka!
You should message me if
You want to play a game I just came up with (yeah like three years ago) called "Never have I ever - The online dating game" (a variation from the popular drinking game "Never have I ever")

It goes like this: You message me "Never have I ever..." and fill it with something you want to know about me. Preferably something I may not want to admit publicly. (e.g. Never have I ever drunk texted an ex). If I've done it I will reply with the story of when and how it happened, If I haven't done it, I will just tell you and just proceed to ask you my own "Never have I ever" question for you.

I promise I will be honest no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT and I hope you are too.

Got game?